Kourtney Kardashian threatens to leave Scott Disick if he parties with sister Khloé

Hurrah, the Kardashians are back! Well, two of them are (Khloé and Kourtney) but that’s not the point, we’ve missed * them.*

Kourt and Khlo are Taking The Hamptons (we’re not sure where) and by the looks of the first episode it’s going to be a doozy, as they soon fight over whether Scott is allowed to go out and play with Khloé – yep, it’s like he’s five not 31.

Khloe wants baby daddy Scott to gallivant around with her and have fun but pregnant Kourtney’s having none of it, saying she’ll dump him if he wants to be a “lunatic around town.”

And while we’d usually put this down to the monotonous moaning of party pooper Kourtney, she’s actually got a serious point. “People have passed away from alcoholism and that’s something I need to stop right now with Scott,” she explains. Eek, we knew Scott liked the sauce (who can forget him drunkenly stuffing dollar bills in that waiters’ mouth?) but, seriously, we didn’t realise it was an actual problem.

Anyway, Kourt says she thinks it’s best if bad influence Khloé just does one to South Africa. So she does. With FRENCH MONTANA! Yep, that’s right, we actually get to see French (Mr Montana?) talking and it’s, erm, interesting. What we learn from the experience is that French needs subtitles, wants to catch a monkey and really, really struggles with the word ‘charlatan.’ Told you it was good.

Catch Kourtney & Khloé Take The Hamptons Sunday 9th Nov at 9pm on E!

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