32-year-old person Lauren Pope has posted a photo of her passport to prove that she is 32, actually, so shut up, because she’s 32. Why even question it. She is definitely 32.
You know the Clangers? Lauren Pope doesn’t remember them, because she is only 32. Remember when Snickers was called ‘Marathon’? Lauren Pope doesn’t, because she’s 32. Lauren Pope has never seen white dog poo.
Same goes for Chloe Sims, who is 31.
Anyway, this has all come up because Lewis Bloor — a swooping haircut with a garbage man attached — broke up with Lauren on last night’s explosive episode of The Only Way Is Ibiza, taunting her about her age on the way out. You’ll be 32 one day, Lewis! One day in about eight years’ time!
“You’re behaving like a 16-year-old when you’re double the age,” he Bloored last night, after Lauren mentioned accusations that he had cheated on her. “Actually you’re probably more than double 16. It’s time you got your passport out so we can all see how old you really are.
“You’re probably about 40. Who wants to date a 40-year-old?” You’ll be 40 one day, Lewis! In about 16 years’ time!
Anyway, conveniently enough, Lauren can get her passport out and prove her age (32.), because TOWIE/TOWII co-star and beaten-up-by-Tulisa person Vas Morgan tweeted a picture of it last month to celebrate her birthday.
“Celebrating my bestest friend @LaurenPope's THIRTY SECOND BDAY,” he tweeted. “[S]ilence the critics #WhoNeedsToLie?”
To conclude: Lauren Pope is definitely 32 years old, and she is now a single 32-year-old, because Lewis Bloor is awful.