What's the best thing about Strictly Come Dancing? Other than Ore Oduba's penis. And Greg Rutherford's pubes, obvs.
OK, the third best thing (arguably) about Strictly Come Dancing is Bruno Tonioli.
What would the judging panel be without Bruno prancing about? Dry, that's what. So drrrrrry.
But one person is apparently not pleased with Bruno's theatrics: head judge Len Goodman.
It's said that Len has had words with Bruno backstage, telling him to calm the f down. Possibly not his actual words.
“There have been several times this series when Bruno has clonked Len in the face,” a show source revealed.
“Len knows it’s just Bruno’s bonkers personality but he thinks he could end up with a black eye,” the Strictly mole told the Daily Star.
Fair play. No one wants to be whacked in the face when they're trying to do their job. Except maybe… actually we can only think of professions that are too rude to print, so let's stick with no one.
In related Strictly news, viewers were not happy with the results on Sunday night that saw EastEnders star Tameka Empson booted off.
Viewers' ire was raised when Tameka revealed that she had danced with a back injury and some drew comparisons with Anastacia who avoided the dance off the previous week after tearing scar tissue from her recent double mastectomy. Bloody hell.
In other TV news:
Brooks Way send message to Four Of Diamonds in wake of X Factor axing. But are they bitter like lemons?
TOWIE's Megan McKenna throws MEGA SHADE at Pete Wicks in wake of sexting scandal
Is the first* X Factor* WEDDING on the cards? We do love a good wedding.