Here at heatworld we're already obsessed with the Love Island 2017 cast and their exes ahead of the series premiere next Monday (June 5th, innit?) And, as if the whole Chloe Crowhurst/Jon Clark debacle wasn't enough to be getting on with, it turns out Montana Brown also has a pretty famous former fella.
Yup - she was dating Manchester United footballer Kieran O'Hara for a bit. Until she got pissed off over the fact he couldn't peel a potato. Oh, hun.
Having a chinwag with heatworld and a few other journo-types on actual Love Island, Montana said: "He lived too far away and I was doing my dissertation. The long distance thing just didn’t really work and I couldn’t really travel that much."
So where did it all go tits up, then? "He was always away and would finish at 1pm and would think no one works past 1pm," she revealed.
"I find I have a lot in common with [sportsmen] because they don’t excessively drink a lot, they don’t do drugs and I love going to the gym.
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"But on another level, they can be quite lazy and eat out all the time, which I don’t mind on date night, but it’s nice to cook and most of them can’t cook for shit."
Speaking to other journalists, Montana added: "He was really nice but it didn’t work with the distance. I dated him but I wouldn’t talk about it. Not many of my friends know that and I don’t think they’d say anything.
"I didn’t have any worries that he wasn’t loyal, he was very loving, I was taken aback, I thought not you’re not your usual footballer but he was very lavish, eating out every night and I was like, ‘Can we eat in?’ but he didn’t even know how to peel a potato."
She does reckon he has 'very good ball skills,' though. Always a bonus.
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