The reality TV cross-over of our dreams is happening.
Nathan Massey and Cara De La Hoyde, Love Island winners, will be starring in TOWIE.
The pair will appear in this Sunday's episode on a double bowling date with Nathan's long-term pal Tommy Mallet and his lovely girlfriend Georgia Kousoulou.
We are so excited we may do a (small) excitement sick.
Nathan and Tommy are apparently pals as Nathan was Tommy's apprentice at a carpentry company once upon a time. And now it looks as though he's his apprentice for TOWIE stardom – woo!
ITV bosses are being a little coy about whether Nathan and Cara will become regular fixtures on the show but Nathan is looking to move into the same block of flats as Tommy and Georgia so we can only see great things happening.
Remember when Lewis Bloor moved into the same block as Jessica Wright? Actually, that didn't turn out so well now we come to think about it. Not for Pete Wicks, anyway.
If Nathan does become a show regular maybe he will act as a bit of a tonic for Tommy. He and Dan Edgar had an actual fight at Sugarhut recently and Tommy was apparently banned from filming until he'd calmed down.
Elsewhere in Essex, Kate Wright and Jon Clark have had a massive showdownwith Kate accusing Jon of sending her sexy messages and he countering that Kate's slept with one of his friends.
Meanwhile, in Lewis Bloor news – we hear that he has a MASSIVE WILLY but is not that good at using it. Swings and roundabouts we guess.
*Nathan and Cara's appearance will air at 10pm on Sunday 14 August on ITVBe. *