Well, well, well, what do we have here? It’s only bloomin’ Mel B back on The X Factor.
The judge missed the first half of this year’s live final after she was struck down with a serious illness.
She was absent during Saturday night’s show when her last act Andrea Faustini came third place in the competition.
Looking happy and healthy, she said: “I really missed being here but thanks to all the doctors and nurses that took care of me and got me here tonight.”
When asked if she felt better by host Dermot O’Leary, she hesitated and added: “Yes, ish.”
The former Spice Girl was rushed to hospital earlier this week by her driver when she collapsed on the way to Wembley Arena, where the final was held.
She missed the final press conference and rehearsals and was reportedly suffering with such severe stomach pains she was screaming out in agony.
That Mel really isn’t that Scary though (see what we did there?) as she had nothing but good words to say about Andrea, who returned to perform with the final 16 acts tonight.
She said: “I was texting him all evening. He did such a good job but he made the final. I love him!”
Good to have you back, Mel! Mwah!
Before the stylist: Mel B's 50 worst outfits EVER
Are those ice skates you're wearing?
Nice try but that red nose won't distract us from the puffa coat
Where does that fringed monstrosity even begin, let alone end?
You'd think with this many eyes staring at you, at least one of them would get it right
Fresh from raiding the costume cupboard at Joseph And The Technicolour Dreamcoat
That looks nice and unsweaty...
"Maybe if I stand like this everyone will think I'm a waxwork and not question my outfit..."
Plumber chic was obviously a 'thing' in 1998
An entire outfit made of scarves. Lovely
Well that looks like a lovely comfy pregnancy outfit...
Was that award for services to ankle swingers?
Cramming yourself into a pair of old tights is never gonna look good. Especially when paired with clown boots
A sausage skin frock is hardly appropriate red-carpet attire
Woody from Toy Story called. He wants his outfit back
Believe it or not, this was a Julien MacDonald creation modelled by Mel B on his catwalk. So STRICTLY (geddit?) this is all his fault
Sorry Mel, Neil Armstrong's already been there, done that
A green corduroy jumpsuit = so gross it's kind of brilliant
Mel B - always prepared for light rain
Village theatre curtains don't half double up as lovely trousers
It takes a lot to leave us speechless, but this has done it. Well done Mel
Has someone thrown up an entire factory of Parma Violets over poor Mel?
Does a bikini top not defeat the point of wearing a fur gilet?
Whoever's got that can of gold spray paint needs to watch out. Scary's comin' for ya
Let's just hope she didn't need the loo
Just keep smiling and no-one will ever know a savage dog ripped off half your dress on the way to the Top Of The Pops Awards
Taking Lady In Red a little too literally
Channelling MC Hammer in some waterproof harem pants. Perfect festival wear
It's probably best just to stay on the phone and pretend people aren't screaming in horror around you
Zipped leather cropped trousers. Send Mel B to fashion hell immediately please
This many sequins should not physically be allowed on one item of clothing
We hoped and prayed Mel had got rid of those red boots for good, but oh no. They are back with a vengeance
Mel was super chuffed she'd done so well at the cruise ship singer auditions
That belt looks like it's come straight off the Orange Is The New Black set
Channelling the worst part of Clueless in pink satin
OK, the underwear modelling stint's over now. You can put them away
Trying to steal Geri's thunder with that Union Jack clutch are we? We'll turn a blind eye to that grey woolly sock you're wearing
Squeezing yourself into a clitoris-shaped hood is NEVER going to look good
St.Trinian's school uniform meets gym workout gear
Getting ready for a night out at Chinawhite, are we?
Aren't boots meant to keep you warm?
Er, Mel? You don't have to co-ordinate with the background you know
The only thing to do if someone wraps you in black Lycra is throw on a leopard coat
In 2005, this was basically out going out OUT uniform
Top tip: if diamantes are surrounding your boobs, you know you should change your outfit
Just WAY too much pink material for one dress...
Well that's a flattering jacket. NOT
If you look through a kaleidoscope, this pattern is what you will find
Well what else are you gonna wear to Perez Hilton's 32nd birthday party?
A fascinator made out of your own hair. What a great idea...