The Most NSFW Geordie Shore Sex Scenes

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Geordie Shore

by Alice Bradley |

Since its release on our screens back in 2011, Geordie Shore has pushed a lot of boundaries for British telly and completely rewritten the rules of what classifies a ‘good’ night out.

But that’s not all, the Geordie lot have bared everything for us viewers, be it through mortal benders, outrageous rants and tequila-fuelled orgies. Nothing is shied away from the cameras, so us binge-watching reality show addicts have had full access to the many OMG moments in the series.

With series 13 is well under way and eries 14 is being filmed, we know the score by now. We are guaranteed an awkward sex scene or two so it’s definitely not a programme to catch up on during your office lunch break or in the evening with the family around.

But seeing as we like to break the rules, here’s a list of the most NSFW Geordie Shore sex scenes. Now send this to someone at work, we dare you!

GEORDIE SHORE SEX SCENES VIDEOS

Chloe and Charlotte’s lesbian sex

The girls go from being The Dick Detectives to The Clit Detectives when Chloe and Charlotte end up in bed together after a night out, a bean bag fight and general “shits and giggles”. Let’s just say this went from 0 to 100 real quick and the girls end up giving each other oral sex. Chloe even manages to lose a nail in the process cringe cringe cringe.

Charlotte wets herself while sleeping with Gary in Ricci’s NAN’s bed

This could quite possibly be the funniest and most cringe-worthy moment for our Charlotte. Not only does she proceed to let out a VERY loud fart whilst having sex with Gaz. She then begins to wet herself from laughing so hard and proceeds to fall out of bed.

Maybe it’s Charlotte’s honest personality that has pulled her out of this moment with some dignity, or perhaps it’s the fact that this girl feels no shame. Either way we stand by her and those frequent bed-wetting situations. LOL.

Charlotte and Chloe Kiss to get Gary out of his bed

We’re not quite sure how he resisted these two worldies, but Gaz’s willpower remained as he walked away from Charlotte and Chloe getting it on. Granted he was seeing Lillie Lexie at the time, Gaz was on the verge of a threesome with the girls. But it was all part of a cunning plan devised by Charlotte and Chloe and all in the name of a good night’s sleep. How far would you go to get the comfy bed? But Gaz, we salute you for resisting temptation.

If the orgy taxi wasn’t enough to feast your eyes on, why not watch a compilation of the funniest GeOrgies (Geordie Orgies) below:

Ricci Lasting 1 minute 45 seconds

What better place to hear about Geordie Shore’s most memorable sexual experiences then from the lasses and lad’s themselves. It’s fair to say that Ricci lasting just under two minutes in bed has to be up there with one of the funniest moments. James seems to think so too.

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The Most NSFW Geordie Shore Sex Scenes

Scotty T fingerblasts Chloe Ferry
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Out of nowhere Chloe decides to try it on with Scotty T whilst he's munching on a packet of crisps. No agg-attached sex is pinky-promised from Chloe as they move to the bed. Girl's just wanna have fun, right?

Geordie Shore taxi orgy
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The group head home, but being the drunken messes that they are, decide to heat things up with a bit of forbidden action in the taxi. Legs are flying in the air, McDonald's are being munched on and Marnie and Scotty T end up kissing passionately in front of the Geordie gang. Aaron is already at home but finds out through Vicky and leaves before it all kicks off. Can this lot go a night without a bit of drama? We think not.

4.    Marnie offers all to Anna
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Talk about mentioning the unmentionable. Marnie has no qualms when it comes to approaching her boss with the request to 'suck ya tits'. By the look on Anna's face, she's not quite sure how to take that comment. AWKWARD. Don't think our Marnie will be getting that promotion any time soon.

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Charlotte decides to use a 'Clone-A-Pussy' kit and after mixing the mold together, she gets Marnie to get the mold into the right shape. While most of us women would count going to the toilet together on a night out as bonding, Marnie is sure that helping to take a mold of Charlotte's 'fairy' will bring them closer together. But, Charlotte who is one for her words coined it as a "weird kind of experience."

9.    Gary interrupts Scotty Tu2019s threesome
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Scotty T thought he was in for a night riding the waves on the water bed with two lasses, but instead is summoned out of his bed to speak with Gaz. I don't know what is funnier, Gaz interrupting a threesome for a DMC or Scotty T's impeccably inventive metaphors.

10.    Holly and Kyle break the bed
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As Holly so candidly puts it: "If the caravan's a rockin', don't come a knockin.'"Poor Nathan, having to endure the noise coming from the next room of the caravan. With the walls being so thin and the bed being well, poorly made, is it any wonder that Holly and Kyle manage to break it mid-shag.

Holly Hagan
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Holly knows how to take care of her patients and was doing her bit to help James feel better. She gets mouthy with James and gives him a blowjob to ease his 'pain'. Nurse Holly to the rescue being a friend with really good benefits.

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