You've seen New Girl, right? And 500 Days Of Summer? And Elf? And Yes Man? Well, if you answered "yes" to any of those films, then you'll know about the sheer excellence and awesomeness of Zooey Deschanel. But in case you needed any further evidence here's a whole bunch of reasons she's a pretty great human.
Let's start with her eyes.
Yep, they're blue. Very blue. But's it's almost as if they were meant to be blue. As if they were made blue by divine intervention. So much so that if they weren't blue, the world as we know it might cease to exist, because an awful non-blue-eyed Zooey Deschanel has torn the very fabric of the universe.
Think we're being dramatic? Well, check out Zooey with brown eyes.
SEE. So shut up. And no, before you ask, guys don't look right with Zooey's eyes either, as this blog proves beyond all reasonable doubt.
She can sing...
Have you ever heard the whole song from New Girl's opening? No? Well, listen to this with your EARS because Zooey Deschanel sings the whole thing with her MOUTH and it is GREAT.
No, YOU should sing all the time, Zooey.
She still looks lovely without make-up and is cool enough to post pics of herself without it...
She should totally be President Of Earth...
We'd totally elect her as President Of Planet Earth - if that job was going - because she's right, waking up is DAMN hard and we could always use a hug.
She knows how to nail a wink ;)
She hangs out with puppies on Valentine's Day...
And dresses them up for Halloween...
And of course, she dressed up as Bat Girl for Halloween, 'cos she's awesome.
But let's get back to the serious stuff...
She's always been pretty.
She's somehow remains both sexy and cool, while dancing in a way that's neither sexy or cool.
Cool huh?
OK, maybe there's time for one more.
Have we mentioned her bangs? And all the thoroughly brilliant hairs that cover her head?
People think she looks like Katy Perry...
But she's NOT Katy Perry, OK?
Still, she can poke fun at the whole thing.
And makes being a geek look cool...
...and being weird look cool...
...and looking cool, look cool...
...because she's Zooey Deschanel...
...and she's cool.
If you like Zooey Deschanel lots and lots and lots, you should check out New Girl Season 3, yo.
And New Girl Season 3 is out now on DVD. Good huh?