As if this series of Celebrity Big Brother could get ANY MORE intense (seriously – it's stressed us out SO MUCH), Geordie Shore's Sophie Kasaei AKA Marnie Simpson's cousin is set to dramatically (we imagine it will be dramatic) enter the house.
TONIGHT.
Apparently.
This is the hugest thing to happen in Big Brother since Kinga Karoiczack and the wine bottle.
An insider told The Sun online: "Since Marnie entered the house almost three weeks ago, Sophie has been glued to the show."
Join the club, Soph.
"She’s really proud of Marnie, she loves her to pieces, they’re family – but she’s not been as impressed with some of the other stars in there."
OOOOOOOOOOOOMG
The scenes showing Sophie enter the house are apparently set to air in tomorrow's episode.
"She’s also gunning for Stephen Bear – she thinks how he’s behaved is atrocious.
"Heavy D should be relieved he got voted out last night – the way he treated Marnie left Sophie absolutely fuming."
THIS IS LITERALLY RIDICULOUSLY EXCITING.
She's apparently set to give Lewis Bloor a piece of her mind, too.
"While Marnie is all loved up with Lewis Bloor, Sophie knows what he’s been saying when she’s not around, and she’s got a couple of questions for him."
But he did say he'd fight a shark for her, Sophie, give him some credit.
Marnie last night implied she could be about to LEAVE GEORDIE SHORE for Lewis.
She said: "I don’t even know if I want to put myself in that situation [go back to Geordie Shore] because even the way I feel about Lewis, there’s also an ex-boyfriend on there who I’ve always had feelings for and just being in that environment when I’m drunk. I don’t know what I’m doing when I’m drunk. You’ve heard the crazy shit I’ve done."
WHAT?
Renee Graziano then gave her the solid life advice we were all thinking.
"Don’t give up your day job ‘til you’re sure."
We imagine Soph'll say the same thing…