ONE DIRECTION'S NEW SONG PERFECT IS OUT. ARGH. And the nice people behind their music video have been lovely enough to send us some sneaky peeky little stills from their New York shoot.
First up, here's a look at the group - Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne and Niall Horan - dancing on top of a skyscraper. Niall is pretending to hold a microphone, while Louis is wondering why he can smell burritos. He really wants a burrito.
Harry is wearing what can only be described as a kimono-top. These things may be important.
Next up is Harry pretending to be a tree, possibly to match the plants on his shirt.
We’re not sure why he’s standing on the window ledge, but it could be to improve his chances of photosynthesis by exposing himself to direct sunlight. Someone get that boy a nice big pot to rest his roots feet in.
We’ve then got Louis still searching for his burrito. His hands are in his pockets, sending the message that he feels quite casual about obtaining a burrito, but the complexity of his expression belies his hunger. He really wants Mexican but he’s worried Liam’s going to kick off about all the carbs.
Louis’ also wondering who left the bottom half of an exercise machine in his nice New York apartment, but it was probably Fred the handyman. Goddammit, Fred.
Niall? Niall? Anyone at home, Niall? Nope, Niall’s having a senior moment. He’s holding that guitar like he thinks he’s seen one before, but then he got distracted by his natty socks and forgot all about what’s in his hands.
What we have to remember about Niall is that he is, essentially, a Labrador, so needs plenty of exercise and fresh air. Chuck a tennis ball at him and he’ll be fine.
Oh Liam. What's wrong, poppet?
Oh. Oh right. Louis’ just told him his arm tattoo looks like those chevrons you get on the M40 so lorries don’t squish you. Liam’s getting a bit fed up of Louis and his insane knowledge about Britain’s motorway system, actually, and wishes he’d shut up about it. Don’t take any notice of him, Liam.
Finally, the group are back together. What a day they’ve had – Liam’s spoken to Louis about his motorway obsession, and Louis reckons he’s finally located that burrito place. Only problem is, how to get to it? Niall thinks they can use the helicopter located directly behind the camera filming them, and is pointing at the pilot and wagging his tail.
Harry? Harry’s still a plant, and as such actually needs to close his petals and go to sleep, so can you all just bugger off now, please? Thanks.