Yeah hiya good thanks so here’s the thing: the new series of Made In Chelsea starts in ten days. Ten human days. In ten days — on Monday, 13 October — there will be a new series of Made In Chelsea. The last series of Made In Chelsea NYC only ended on September 14! THAT WAS ONLY NINETEEN DAYS AGO. HOW MANY POSH-YET-DRAMATIC THINGS CAN HAPPEN IN NINETEEN DAYS. HOW MANY PRIVATELY EDUCATED PEOPLE CALLED ‘MINKY’ OR ‘BOFFO’ CAN CHANNEL 4 RECRUIT IN THAT TIME? THIS IS MAD.
Anyway, there’s a trailer, and here’s what we can gather:
i. Louise has somehow found a way to make Scott Disick and Adam Levine have a baby together, and that baby had grown into a slightly-confused-by-reality-TV-looking man, and now she is having sex with that man and Andy is sad
ii. To everyone’s horror, Jamie Laing has discovered Pharrell hats
iii. So has Proudlock
iv. Alex Mytton is still doing that thing where he looks like he just woke up and is confused as to the whereabouts of his BMX
v. Mark Francis is only in it for a second and it still the best one
vi. The barber Spencer got to cut his hair last went a bit high on the sides so now he’s got a touch of ‘the hairy beret’ about his mop
vii. They are still having insanely decadent parties where people where tuxedos with angel wings
So, basically, everything is different, but also everything stays the same. Anyway: mark your calendars.