This year's X Factor has been more porky than your average pork pie, and by far the most sexually charged pre-watershed family show we've EVER SEEN.
There was the rumour that the welcome party was some sort of mega orgy (which we still to this day pray is true), there was the claim that Emily Middlemas and Ryan Lawrie had been bonking all over the stairs of the contestant house, AND THEN it came out that one of Brooks Way was ALLEGEDLY secretly boning one of Four of Diamonds.
AND it was claimed that Sam Lavery had been getting down to it with Nathan Lewis from 5 After Midnight in a cupboard.
There must be something in the water at that contestant house…
The claims were denied, but now Sam has apparently dumped her actual boyfriend (from outside) Acea Barbrook BY TEXT.
Did she dump him for Nathan, though?
Who can be sure.
"She has a new love in her life — and that new love is X Factor," he told The Sun. "And it appears she may have a second new love, a fellow pop star.
"Alarm bells first sounded when I realised she was deleting pictures of us. She would take a photo on a night out, rave over it that it was lush and post it on Instagram but within half an hour she would delete it.
"I asked her why and she always had an excuse. It was just strange behaviour but I tried not to dwell on it."
HMMMMMM.
An X Factor spokesperson told the Mirror: "There isn't anything romantic going on between Sam and Nathan. They are both close but are just friends."
The rumours started when a source told The Sun on Sunday: "They have been told off for it in the past few weeks, because at times it has been difficult to find them.
"When they came out of the cupboard they were dishevelled and had very guilty looks on their faces.
"A staff member even said, 'I know you’re been kissing why don’t you just admit it?'"
Porky porky.