The Only Way Is Essex is not a show to shy away from a bit of filth.
The very first episode of this series (21!) saw more gold bum crack than we think has graced our TV screens before:
There’s been an entirely unnecessary but fabulous array of butlers in the buff:
And do we need a reminder of the ball bag?
Let’s remind ourselves anyway.
What’s the unifying factor in all the above? That’s right: Bobby Norris.
And last night he was on fabulous form, with a line so rude it moved viewers to tears.
Lauren Pope had been chatting to her pal Bobs about doubts she was having over her fledging relationship with Jon Clark, and he responded that Lauren was unlike the women Jon probably usually dates, as she’s:
“Not the kind of girl to get her bean flicked in the back of a cab.”
OMG.
“back of cab...best 1 liner ever...still wiping tears from laughing so much,” commented one fan.
“Favourite line of the series so far ' You ain't one of those girls who gets their bean flicked in the back of a taxi',” said another.
Shall we also take a moment to appreciate Bobby’s commitment to side-boob? Both he and Lauren rocked a whole lotta side-tit in last night’s show.
We approve, especially in the wake of Amanda Holden’s Britain's Got Talent boobs causing an Ofcom furore.
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