It's almost Halloween, so the actual law that we begin every article with - what's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a MON-STERRRRRR? From now on.
Be warned.
The TOWIE gang have been filming their Halloween special and they sure look monstrous.
Monstrously goodlooking that is. Maybe.
Here's the best of the worst.
Megan McKenna
Megs has gone for a sexy vampire. Classic Halloween. Good use of black rouge too.
Georgia Kousoulou
Georgia's a sexy nurse, of course. A DEAD sexy nurse, geddit?
Danielle Armstrong
Danni's dressed as a doll. In nipple pasties. Because of course.
Gemma Collins
We're not entirely sure what Halloween look Gemma's gone for so let's say sexy spiderweb women. Still, if it grabs her a smooch with her secret loverboy, we're all for it.
Amber Dowding
TOWIE newbie Amber rocks, err, dead convict chic.
Courtney Green
Court's a sexy skelly.
Kate Wright
And we're loving Kate Wright's work as a corpse bride. A sexy one of course.
*TOWIE continues on Sunday at 10pm on ITVBe. *
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