WARNING: HERE BE SPOILERS
Bad news, Towie fans. The romance between our darling Lauren Pope and our, err, not favourite Jon Clark has dialed up a notch.
Despite Mario Falcone sticking a very welcome (from our point of view) oar in and warning Pops off Jon, she’s decided that he’s a risk worth taking, and they kiss.
Again!
But this is the first on-screen smooch so it totally trumps the first date kiss that happened off-camera.
Also, we can’t decide what is more shocking. That Jon posted this Twitter poll asking if he’s “worth the risk”.
Or that people actually voted on it.
Have people forgotten the vile way Jon spoke to Kate Wright (the word “slag” was used) after she exposed him for sending her voice notes?
We have not forgotten!
Also, Jon is clearly destined to be Gemma Collins’ sex puppy and the sooner everyone just accepts that Towie storyline the happier we will be.
IN RELATED TOWIE ROMANCE NEWS:
Amber Turner is still feeling very sad that her friends-who-shag-each-other relationship with Dan Edgar turned out to be only that.
And we are still very indifferent about it. Come on! Of course that was going to happen. If Dan can’t commit to Kate Wright AKA the loveliest woman in Brentwood, who is he going to commit to?
Still, not nice to see her in tears. Again.
The Only Way Is Essex continues on Wednesday 20 September at 10pm on ITVBe.
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