‘I want to f*ck you’ – Megan McKenna and Pete Wicks are RAMPANT

We’re not sure where to look.

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by Georgina Terry |
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Blimey O’Reilly. Have you felt the hot Hot HEAT emanating from Megan McKenna and Pete Wicks off TOWIE?

They are so desperate to get down and dirty that they’re almost melting our TV screens.

And how do we know that they want to rip each other’s clothes off, as opposed to have a nice hand-hold?

Because they said so! Using THEIR MOUTHS.

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“I really want to f*ck you,” hairy Pete told Megan.

Which as #romance goes would give the great love story of our time - AKA Charlotte Crosby and Gary Beadle- a run for their money.

“I believe you,” the fiercely blow-dried Megan replied.

And, if that wasn’t sexual enough, they were on a sushi date!

And sushi is code for oral sex, as any fool who is obsessed with Sex And The City knows.

Speaking of oral sex - because when are we not? - will we get to see Megan and Pete get down to it on our telly boxes?

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TOWIE MEgan McKenna Pete Wicks ©ITVBe

Megan has form after all, and gave ex-fiancé Jordan Davies a kiss on the penis during Ex On The Beach 3, remember? Of course you do.

We’ve also just remembered our favourite TOWIE chat up line of all time ever.

Do you recall who said:

“I want to f*ck you right now, and I don’t care if it’s in the toilet?”

And to whom they said it?

Let us know, and we may award you with a small prize (to be clear: we absolutely won’t).

Want to look at Megan McKenna's sexiest selfies? You're in luck!

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Megan McKenna'a sexiest selfies

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Bed head

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We totally look like this in our PJs. Honest.

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With FITLORD Pete Wicks

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It is the actual law we write CHEEKY here.

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Megan! Megan! We can see a bit of your bra.

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Nice clavs.

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Casual tanning session

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Bandage chic

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Those bottoms are teeny-tiny

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Not quite sure what's happening here

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BAZOOMS

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Those are impractical pants

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