Blimey O’Reilly. Have you felt the hot Hot HEAT emanating from Megan McKenna and Pete Wicks off TOWIE?
They are so desperate to get down and dirty that they’re almost melting our TV screens.
And how do we know that they want to rip each other’s clothes off, as opposed to have a nice hand-hold?
Because they said so! Using THEIR MOUTHS.
“I really want to f*ck you,” hairy Pete told Megan.
Which as #romance goes would give the great love story of our time - AKA Charlotte Crosby and Gary Beadle- a run for their money.
“I believe you,” the fiercely blow-dried Megan replied.
And, if that wasn’t sexual enough, they were on a sushi date!
And sushi is code for oral sex, as any fool who is obsessed with Sex And The City knows.
Speaking of oral sex - because when are we not? - will we get to see Megan and Pete get down to it on our telly boxes?
Megan has form after all, and gave ex-fiancé Jordan Davies a kiss on the penis during Ex On The Beach 3, remember? Of course you do.
We’ve also just remembered our favourite TOWIE chat up line of all time ever.
Do you recall who said:
“I want to f*ck you right now, and I don’t care if it’s in the toilet?”
And to whom they said it?
Let us know, and we may award you with a small prize (to be clear: we absolutely won’t).
Want to look at Megan McKenna's sexiest selfies? You're in luck!
Megan McKenna'a sexiest selfies
Megan McKenna
Bed head
Megan McKenna
We totally look like this in our PJs. Honest.
Megan McKenna
With FITLORD Pete Wicks
Megan McKenna
It is the actual law we write CHEEKY here.
Megan McKenna
Megan! Megan! We can see a bit of your bra.
Megan McKenna
Nice clavs.
Megan McKenna
Casual tanning session
Megan McKenna
Bandage chic
Megan McKenna
Those bottoms are teeny-tiny
Megan McKenna
Not quite sure what's happening here
Megan McKenna
BAZOOMS
Megan McKenna
Those are impractical pants