Last night’s TOWIE finale had everything: drama, tears, makeups, breakups and Pete Wicks strolling nonchalantly through Essex in nowt but a giant headdress and a tiny pair of pants.
But it was Danielle Armstrong we were really gunning for in the last episode of the series – because she’s finally told on/off boyfriend James Lock where to go.
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After blogger Vas Morgan had shown Lauren Pope and Verity Chapman an incriminating video of Lockie supposedly asking Verity to stay in his bed, Danni confronted her ex at a pool party.
“I thought in letting you go, that you would come back to me, that you’d fight for me. I honestly don’t think that you ever loved me,” she told him.
“I do love ya. Hand on heart, I don’t know if we’ve got a future, Dan. We don’t want the same things. I’m not ready to settle down or get married,” he replied.
“Then why would you buy a ring?” Danni pointed out.
Lockie shot back that he was planning to propose before they broke up, on that night out in Marbella.
“I bought the ring to justify how I felt for you and my love for you,” he whined.
But Danni was having none of it. “Do you really think that I’d marry you now?” she hissed at him.
“We do need to have that space. Maybe we should just block each other's numbers,” he eventually replied.
“I’m scared to lose you, the thought of not talking to you every day upsets me,” Danni said, welling up. “It’s sh*t.”
Meanwhile, Pete told an upset Versity she was a “dope” and stormed off after she had a go at him about flirting with Jess Wright, while Lauren and Dan Edgar decided to hook up despite allllll the opposition from the rest of the cast.
OH, and James ‘Arg’ Argent turned up to the carnival wearing that shirt your dad got rid of in that car boot sale circa 1993. That was fun.