TOWIE’s Gemma Collins compares herself to BEYONCE and kills off alter-ego GC!

GC is dead. Long live Gemma Collins

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by Emmeline Saunders |
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Gemma Collins might actually be the most batsh*t crazy person on any reality show, ever – and we're including Spencer Pratt off The Hills here. Why? Because she basically claims to have a split personality.

On last night's TOWIE, we saw a freshly returned Gem compare herself to Beyonce because apparently they both have an alter-ego.

Beyonce's is Sasha Fierce and she's an ass-kicking feminist music legend, while Gemma's is GC… who's "a bit of a prick, really".

Speaking to ally Ferne McCann after Ferne pointed out there were several misconceptions about the two of them, Gemma explained: "There was Beyoncé, then there was Sasha Fierce, there was Puff Daddy then there's Pimp Diddy... but to be honest GC is a bit of prick, really.

"She's jumped up, she don't really care about anyone, she's loud, she's brash. She stinks!"

Gemma added: ""Let's get rid of GC tonight, let's burn her down to the ground. I'll wake up a new person."

She, Ferne, Billie Faiers and Bobby Norris later gathered around a fire and threw some of GC's belongings into it in a bid to kill off the character for good.

That's it. Shut it down. TOWIE has got too weird, even for the likes of us.

Gemma Collins' most iconic statements EVER

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I'm A Celebrity 2014: Gemma Collins most iconic statements

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"People are going to see the real bare, stripped-back me. I might just become Bear Grylls, you never know."We never did get to see Gemma chowing down on a raw snake, drinking her own urine or sleeping inside a rancid camel (yep, Bear Grylls has seriously done all of those things).

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"Yeah alright, I've cracked at the first hurdle. It's like the turtle and the slug or the horse and the rabbit or something, I can't remember what it is."Who could forget the age-old story of the turtle and the slug?

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"If they don’t give us a treat I’m going to kill myself.”Well, the suicide threats didn’t work, but outside of the jungle is a plentiful world of treats just waiting for Gem.

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"I've never been in a shower which takes so much hard work but you've just got to roll with it, like Oasis said."

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"I feel like I’ve got malaria. My poo is bright fluorescent yellow, we’ve got to get out of here today.”Symptoms of malaria do not include yellow poo, constant whinging or an Essex accent, sorry Gem.

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"Seriously, I'd give anything for a bit of dried fruit. Dried fruit! I'm not even asking for a ham sandwich. You know what I mean? With a packet of Quavers on the side."We’re not sure dried fruit is the best remedy for fluorescent yellow diarrhea Gem, maybe just stick to dry bread and water until the ‘malaria’ clears up.

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"People that murder get treated better than this, and that's the truth. Even a murderer gets fed three times a day."Murderers also don’t get paid at least £25,000 to go on a jolly holiday to Australia either. They also tend not to have strops and quit their sentences, but who cares about the details….

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"If I'm not in that camp in three minutes, I'm quitting."That’s what the helicopter was for, Gem.

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