VIDEO: Paris Hilton simulates an orgasm on stage… it’s not like we’ve ever heard her fake sexy noises before, is it?

If you’ve watched the above video, then you’ll be cringing into your keyboard so hard that you’ve probably gone through the floor.

Still here? First up, we apologise for sharing TMZ’s video of Paris Hilton making orgasm noises. You won’t get that 37 seconds back, we’re afraid.

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So we should at least explain what the heck is going on.

Ms Hilton was in Las Vegas for a hen do (or bachelorette party as they call them in the States), and got invited up on stage at a show called the “Thunder From Down Under” (yes, this is a real thing) and asked to fake an orgasm.

Which she did. Argh, we know.

Again, we apologise.

Buuuuuut… it’s not like Paris doesn’t know the ropes with making fake sex sounds after One Night In Paris. Just sayin’.

A woman of taste, is our Paris