OK. So they might not be getting on that well at the moment (they're pretty much ignoring each other's existence), but Geordie Shore's answer to Romeo and Juliet – Gary Beadle and Charlotte Crosby – are always exuding chemistry together on the telly.
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We truly believe that they're gonna get married one day, regardless of how many full-on nuclear arguments they have.
So when Gaz and Charlotte got treated to a trip down memory lane and sat down with a cuppa to watch a video montage of their on/off relationship, we were all over it.
Along with Chloe Ferry and Kyle Christie (who literally knows SO MUCH about Gaz and Charlotte that he should go on Mastermind and make 'em his chosen topic), our fave couple look back at the tears, the heartbreak, the banging and the bed-weeing.
And it gets pretty awks at times, especially when they're shown footage of Gary and Marnie getting it on and Charlotte tells him some pretty brutal home truths.
Have a look for yourselves; it's full of LOLs.
So much has happened yet so much has remained the same…
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Geordie Shore naked selfies
Gary Beadle naked selfie
Gaz and Scotty T getting a bit cheeky
Gary Beadle naked selfie
Is it getting hot in here?
Charlotte Crosby naked selfie
Charelotte Crosby looking bootylicious
Charlotte Crosby naked selfie
Nothing like a bit of underboob is there, Char?
Nathan Henry naked selfie
Nathan Henry showing off some of his best assets
Nathan Henry naked selfie
He's got buns of steel!
Nathan Henry naked selfie
We are almost speechless
Nathan Henry naked selfie
They look practically identical...
Holly Hagan naked selfie
Holly Hagan, all casual like
Holly Hagan naked selfie
and again...
Holly Hagan naked selfie
...and yet again
Chloe Ferry naked selfie
Chloe Ferry keeping it classy under the covers
Chloe Ferry naked selfie
Showing some side boob there...
Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
Chantelle Connelly getting a bit cheeky with the camera
Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
Looking good in Calvin Klein underwear
Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
Squat-tastic
Marty McKenna naked selfie
Marty McKenna getting artistic with the black and white filters
Marty McKenna naked selfie
Are you naked under those covers? We think so
James Tindale naked selfie
James Tindale showing off his hunky, hunky shoulders
James Tindale naked selfie
Don't pull your joggers down, James! Really!
James Tindale naked selfie
How ab-ulous
Vicky Pattison naked selfie
Vicky Pattison very tactically arranged her hair in this one
Vicky Pattison naked selfie
We miss our Geordie queen.
Marnie Simpson naked selfie
Marnie Simpson does not care if she's run over by a bus
Marnie Simpson naked selfie
We love the rather tactically placed hearts in this
Marnie Simpson naked selfie
Modest
Scotty T naked selfie
Scotty T and his rock solid abs
Scotty T naked selfie
Muscle man?
Scotty T naked selfie
There are no words
Marnie Simpson
Oooh la la, Marnsworth!
Scotty T
Scotty T does his best Kim Kardashian