What’s The X Factor’s Mason Noise like in bed?

Have you ever wondered what Mason Noise off The X Factor is like in the sack?

You have? Well, to each their own.

And fortunately nobody has to wonder any more as we can report that Mason Noise is really good at sex.

He says.

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“I’m an excellent lover,” The X Factor wannabe bragged.

“I’m good in that section, man.”

Err, “section” Mason? Hmm.

And responding to a question about if he should be scared about former lovers trying to do a kiss and tell on him, Mason was typically humble: “I ain’t got nothing to worry about.

Ewww - “Capitalise”.

However, while it’s easy to mock Mason (and it is - it really is), he did say something we can thoroughly approve of.

Talking about making time for his fans with selfies and the like, Mason said: “You sign up for it though, don’t you? That’s the life.”

Take note all celebs who are too cool for selfies etc: the fans made you, AND THEY CAN BREAK YOU AS WELL.

Clever, Mason Noise. Clever.