Stevi Ritchie was given the boot from The X Factor last night but he gave us plenty of entertainment whilst on the show.
One of the delightful gems of information his brain vomited through his mouth was that he got to “sixth base”, whatever that is, with fellow reject Chloe-Jasmine Whichello.
Chloe reportedly split from her boyfriend over her fling with Stevi but insists she doesn’t care because it was part of “God’s divine plan”.
Yah! Chloe and Stevi getting it on between the sheets, well, on sixth base (again, can anyone enlighten us what that actually is?), was apparently written in the stars.
She told The Sun: “I’m not ashamed of what I did, because I believe it was part of God’s divine plan.
“Our romance happened very organically – we were talking about spiritual plains and then we kissed. But it was very innocent.”
It pains us to say this but we kind of wish we were there to witness this magical strange moment just to find out what Chloe’s on about…
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