Was anyone else completely unaware that there are only FIVE ACTS remaining in The X Factor?
FIVE!
It's almost over :'(
This week's show is particularly exciting for two reasons. The first is that each act will be performing TWO SONGS, which means extra time for extra fun.
The second is that it's LOUIS LOVES week, which basically sounds like the most hilarious thing we've heard ever in our lives.
Nicole Scherzinger's last remaining act Matt Terry (AKA LOUIS TOMLINSON'S ACTUAL* TWIN) will be singing Little Mix's Secret Love Song Pt II for Louis Loves, and Sia's Alive for his other song.
Emily Middlemas will perform Britney's Toxic (Louis loves Britney lolololololol), which we're guessing will be pretty fab. She'll then sing Human by Rag 'N' Bone.
Saara Aalto (WHO JUST REVEALED DETAILS OF HER ENGAGEMENT – LOOK!) will sing The Winner Takes It All by ABBA, and her second will be Diamonds Are Forever by Shirley Bassey and Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend by Marilyn Monroe.
Sidenote: Were we the only ones who thought Louis Loves week would be 99% B*Witched?
But lastly (and most importantly – debatably), Honey G will perform U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer (SERIOUSLY – LOUIS' TASTE IN MUSIC IS REALLY, REALLY VARIED) and Super Freak, and her second song will be Push It by Salt-N-Pepa and Black Beatles by Rae Sremmurd.
She bloody loves a mash-up, doesn't she?
(We would also like to add that it's been reported Honey G will be doing a LIVE MANNEQUIN challenge during her performance. We have never ever EVER been this excited about anything ever. Read more HERE)
5 After Midnight will perform Uptown Funk (YERSSSSSSSSS) by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars, followed with Sorry by Justin Bieber and One Dance by Drake.
*NOT ACTUALLY RELATED IN ANY WAY AT ALL