Zac Efron. He’s a handsome man, so dang handsome that he was crowned heat’s Hottest Hunk of 2014 - beating off a hundred others, no, not like that - to the top our Hot 101 poll.
But despite his hot bod, winning smile and love of otters it seems Zac likes to, erm, wrestle himself around 17 times a day. Yep, seventeen. SEVENTEEN. No wonder he’s got such sculptured arms. But come on now, how does he ever get anything done?
Well, thankfully for everyone that has to work with (and write about) Zac, this was all a gag. He revealed his penchant for pulling in a spoof interview with James Franco for his new film, The Interview. In the clip, James says:"Tonight, the topic is masturbation. The guest is Zac Efron, who seems to be a bit of a master of masturbation."
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Zac brags that he likes to do his dirty business while driving, sometimes with his knees - which is disgusting, but also impressive - in theory, we can barely eat a sandwich while driving.
The 27-year-old High School Musical and Bad Neighbours star is then seen doing his naughty knee magic, then falls back into his chair and shouts: "God damn - woohoo!"
Zac famously did a wee plank thing for his movie That Awkward Moment and has been spotted fondling himself in one of the DVD extras of Bad Neighbours. Good god man, just take a cold shower and sit on your hands.
The Interview hits cinemas on December 25
***The Interview hits cinemas on 25 December 2015
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