We've spent some time thinking about it, and Elijah Wood is our favourite hobbit. Big competition for the title, but we've called in now and we stand by it.
He dropped in to tell Sarah Powell about his new film Cooties, which features a school being ravaged by a horde of virus-ridden children. Just your average day at the office after you've thrown the One Ring into Mount Doom we should reckon.
Find out how it was for Elijah acting with the kids, and hear his incredible pronunciation of ABBA, by listening to their chat now!
Cooties is out on DVD now.