We get it, life in the bedroom can be a little on the daunting side.
Do I want a vibrator or a dildo? Do I pick a corset or a bralet? What on earth is a bullet? Is this supposed to be double pronged? How the hell do you wear a suspender belt? Why oh why is everything neon pink?
But do not fear as the heat team are here and we have scoured high and low for a variation of suitable bedroom attire and top tier sex toys. Want to know the best part? They are all available from one place - you are SO welcome.

It just so happens that online retailer AliExpress doesn’t just offer up some cute AF fashion accessories and homeware, but they also sell sex toys and lingerie in a variety of shapes, shades, styles and sizes.
Who would have thought AliExpress would be hanging in our wardrobe, helping us create our very own Barbie dream house AND being the reason we don’t want to leave our bedrooms?
If you thought that the marketplace would only have the odd vibrator and a few basic bras, think again. There are a multitude of products on sale for the safe, spicy and down-right kinky.
It turns out that AliExpress really is THAT girl.

SHOP: All the best AliExpress lingerie and sex toys

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Channel your inner Victoria’s Secret angel in this stunning butterfly themed underwear set from AliExpress. Available in a luscious lavender and a chic cream, the matching bra comes with a thong and a suspender belt.

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Everyone who has any interest in ground-shaking orgasms needs some version of the iconic rabbit vibrator in their sex toy collection and if you’re going to invest in one of the AliExpress products it should probably be this. The description calls it a ‘perfect shortcut to rapid climax’, but the USB-C charging means you won’t be shelling out on endless Duracells if you like to take your time... and we know we’re not alone there. Perfect for hitting the g-spot (without making poor excuses about its existence), this vibrator has it all including ten different frequencies and ‘rabbit ears’ for clitoris stimulation. Plus, it’s waterproof... and you’re going to need that.

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Everyone needs a go-to black bra in their underwear drawer and this balconette design is to die for. Breathable and comfortable but also sophisticated and sexy, it’s worth grabbing every colour of this romantic lace number – especially for such an affordable price.

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Some people call it the ultimate kink, others call it just another Tuesday, but whatever your stance on anal, everybody should invest in a butt plug – and these are the perfect bedroom addition. Each pack contains three different sizes – trust us, if you’re a first timer you’ll want to work your way up the scale - and you can choose from a range of jewel tones including cobalt blue, ruby red and amethyst purple.

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This toy offers dual ‘3D’ clitoral suction and g-spot massage, each with 10 individual modes of suction/vibration. What we love is that powerful doesn’t mean loud and this toy claims to be under 50db, which is basically a calming lull. It’s obviously waterproof and body-safe, and yes, it comes in discreet packaging. We’ll have ten, please.

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Pretty and, yes, pink, but as far as we’re concerned anything that advertises TEN licking modes and DOESN’T roll over before we’ve finished is basically going to be our next life partner. We are more than happy to admit we would proudly have this ON TOP of our nightstand instead of hidden inside.

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This slinky pale teal slip with it’s lace trim and thigh high split is equal parts sultry and sweet. The cross back straps are adjustable and the V-shape neckline is flattering on all body types. As with the majority of AliExpress products, there are a few different colours avaliable including a bright red, white with a cream trim, and black.

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This might be on the pricier end of the scale, but still under £30 and the product does exactly what it says - finding the perfect clit stimulator should be on every woman’s bucket list. What makes this great is that it aims to simulate the feel of a mouth and offers 11 frequencies, one for every mood we have. It’s got fast and easy magnetic charging, runs at only 40 decibels (that’s about 100 less than us) and uses a soft silicone tip for extra comfort. We are also loving this muted champagne colour the stimulator comes in. It’s definitely giving the ‘clean girl’ aesthetic, even if your intentions are anything but. With over 400 reviews and a rating of 4.9, you know there’s something to this. Pro tip: it also works amazingly on your nipples...

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Sometimes all you need is a regular silicone dildo with a suction cup, especially if you are new to the sex toy scene. What is so fabulous about this product is that the pastel colours aren’t as intimidating as some of the luminous pinks and purples on the market – plus, you can pick from two sizes.

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If you are more of a corset over bra kind of girl then do not feat as AliExpress have you covered. This red sleek corset with its leather cups and satin body adds some spice to any ensemble and the boning helps to offer some shape. If red is a bit too daring, it’s also sold in black which is equally as gorge.

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Fun, pleasure, love? Sure, there are many reasons to enjoy sex, but we’d be lying if we didn’t say a bit of consensual powerplay didn’t keep things spicy in the bedroom... and beyond. This remote-control vibrator slips into your underwear and features a very covert wireless control unit to give to your partner (or a random stranger in a bar, if that’s your thing). What we love most about this is the teasing. With just the press of a button your partner can give you a quick, exciting buzz or a long, deep pulse. You’ll never know when the pleasure – or you, for that matter - is coming.

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This, ahem, ‘body massager’ 3-in-1 toy covers all bases: it hits the g-spot, works as a vibrator and massages. It’s made from body-safe silicone and the wand section has seven vibrating modes, whereas the ‘business’ end boasts 10, and if you’re not already impressed it’s also HEATED. With the press of a button it will warm itself to a slightly warmer-than-body-temp 49 degrees Celsius – because who wants basic in a vibrator? As with most of the products available on AliExpress it comes in a few different colours but the pale pink and baby blue ombre design would be our pick.
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18pcs BDSM Kit

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This 18-piece collection is essential if you want to explore your kinkier side and there is no rule for what you must test and what you can leave in the box. Cuffs, whips and nipple clamps as well as dildos, anal beads and rope; who fancies living out their Fifty Shades of Grey fantasy?

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AliExpress is living in the future with this one. Remember the remote control vibrator? This is the same thing... except it can be controlled anywhere in the world (yes, WORLD) via the app. Partner on a business trip? No problems. Want to reconnect with your school crush with the world’s kinkiest ice breaker? You got it! The app features the basic touch mode, I.E. press to pulse, but also comes with add-ons like ‘music mode,’ and ‘vibration mode’ - does anyone else have a sudden urge to hit the clubs right now? Also, it has 10 different vibrating patterns, that’s a whole lot of potential combos (and potential orgasms). Whether you want to play solo or with someone else, we have a feeling this product is the start of something new.
Emily Vierke is a digital writer at heatworld and Closer who has dabbled in the world of fashion, beauty and music journalism. Emily is obsessed with everything Matilda Draper wears and anything Whitney Adebyao does. She also prides herself on her diverse music taste and can confirm Taylor Swift and Deftones were her top two most listened to musical artists of 2024.