60 Cannes fashion disasters which will make your eyes explode!

We're not quite sure what this print is meant to be, but it looks suspiciously like tufts of hair

Isn't it ironic that Alanis is going for transparency?

Those poor puppies are in dire need of a bit of breathing space

You'll be winning no awards for your cameo in Swan Lake, Bjork

Oops, she did it again. Made the wrong outfit choice

Soph forgot to take her safety belt off when she got off the rollercoaster

Willy Wonka called. He wants his suit back

At least she's getting her five (or 50) a day

The result of some very bad tie-dyeing

Why wear underwear when you could just not wear underwear, eh?

Off for a round of crazy golf?

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-......Oh dear

Is Jasmine doing some sort of interpretive dance on the red carpet?

Tourist on a cruise is the phrase that automatically springs to mind...

When in Cannes, go paintballing

Oh look. Here's who Dido was fighting with the paintball gun

Stars and stripes have never looked less patriotic

Back in the day, the BGT judge didn't always look quite so chic....

Do you think Andie likes the colour purple?

John Lewis' finest Egyptian cotton bedding finally gets transformed into a gown

Just hopped out of bed have you?

Claud strikes again! This time in one of her childhood dolls' old frocks

When your dress doesn't fit properly, just use two hair clips to hold it together at the boobs

Why stop at sequinned bodycon? Just add some sheer drapes on the bottom and you're good to go

Got some snacks for later under your skirt Krug?

No wonder Goldie's wearing those shades, we'd want to hide ourselves if we were wearing this outfit too

So now we know what happens to all the Eurovision outfits when they're finished with

Fonda the sequinned wonder. Or er, not

Well this makes us feel better about ourselves. If there's no hope for Alba, there's hope for us all

A tuxedo or a swan? A tuxedo or a swan? Oh screw it, I'll do both

Yes Paris, we're sure you'd be a lovely fairy on top of our Christmas tree

It's a double whammy! Whilst we can't pretend we enjoy Tam's red flamenco dancer look, LVH takes the worst dressed trophy in this Abba tribute group get-up

And look, we have another member to add

Putting on a brave face despite getting attacked by tigers on the way to Cannes

Every bridesmaid's worst nightmare

Just another ordinary day in Madge's wardrobe

Let's hope Monica didn't need the loo anytime soon

Dame Edna Everage's stylist got a lucky break

Never have we seen a more hideous pattern in our lives

Fangirls listen up! Instead of bringing a notepad or taking a selfie, just bring a silver calligraphy pen and get everyone to sign your dress

Auditioning for The Little Mermaid?

Theming your outfit around a murky pond is never going to end well

We don't really need to see your negligee, Shazza

Giving Queen Liz a run for her money in the most matching outfit we've ever seen

Boys' school uniform on the red carpet is never going to work out

There'll be no winning at top fashion trumps for this canary yellow nightmare

If you insist on wearing a fluffy cardigan to Cannes, you should probably check it fits first

She's a Barbie girl, in her Barbie worrrrrld

We remember those stretchy black boots! And not fondly

Lovely shiny hair. Not such a lovely shiny dress

Top to toe leopard is always a risk. And this risk should not have been taken

This is majorly putting us off lemon meringue pie

It's a wee bit nippy out...

Bridget Jones meets Little House On The Prairie

When will these celebs learn to stop going near the shredder?

That graduation gown from Hogwarts is the perfect cover up for summer

So Angelina was not the first celeb to leg bomb huh?

Despite what she may think, life is not looking rosy for Uma in this outfit

This is what happens when you mix your colours of washing

Quality Street wrappers have never looked so comfy