Cannes: a glamorous affair, right? Not always, it would seem...
All the Cannes 2014 fashion don'ts including sideboobs, crowns and '80s throwbacks
Elena Lenina
Dressing as a red carpet on the red carpet, obvs
Elena Lenina
When we said statement necklaces were on trend, this is not what we had in mind...
Eva Longoria
Eva's just discovered her dress has been sabotaged at the boob
Nicole Kidman
Part mermaid, part Game Of Thrones
America Ferrera
Here comes the bride. And the boobs
Frederique Bel
Been practicing making snowflakes on your boots, have you?
Karlie Kloss
Just got out of bed did we? That's the only excuse we could think of for a lace nightie and no shoes
Paris Hilton
Nothing too extravagant, as per usual
Petra Nemcova
Er, Petra? Pants were made for a reason
Adriana Lima
We didn't realise full-length silk body stockings were acceptable on the red carpet. Oh wait, they're not
Marion Cotillard
Not even gorgeous Marion can pull off wearing a cloud
Christina Hendricks
If shoes make your feet look like hooves, then they're probably not worth buying, love
Eva Green
Never mind Penny Dreadful, this camel-toe inducing jumpsuit signals Eva Dreadful unfortunately
Hilary Swank
A fuchsia pink cummerbund? Why not? THIS IS WHY NOT
Hofit Golan
A bit more Angelina leg inspo, and not much underwear by the looks of it
Jessie Ware
Old curtain tassels don't really create the most flattering of tops
Julianne Moore
That's a flattering colour. NOT
Julianne Moore
Only one word comes to mind: sweaty
Kelly Rutherford
All just a bit too see-through for our liking
Monica Bellucci
Totally tacky, not to mention ageing. Ew no, Monica
Naomi Watts
Well someone's a big fan of Madonna in the '80s...
Riley Keough
Kind of amazing, kind of bin baggy
Rita Ora
Looked in that pool behind you for scaly outfit inspo did you?
Rosario Dawson
That red trim seems to be very unfortunately placed
Rosario Dawson
We didn't realise Neil Buchanan was now a fashion designer
Salma Hayek
Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase 'matching your shoes to your dress'
Tamara Ecclestone
Watch out Tamara! The same saboteur of Eva Longoria's dress is after you too
Victoria Silvstedt
Quality Street wrappers seem to suddenly be Cannes-piration
Victoria Silvstedt
And so do Christmas baubles
Victoria Silvstedt
Completing her hat trick of style disasters in yellow florals completed with EastEnders style accessories
Zoe Saldana
Just cos it's Versace doesn't mean it's nice...
Natasha Poly
When in doubt, wear a hammock. At least you can have a nap on the red carpet, eh?