NAME: CHARLOTTE CROSBY, 28
PLACE OF BIRTH: SUNDERLAND
OCCUPATION : TV STAR/AUTHOR
What has been your most life-changing trip?
It has to be Mexico. We went for Series Three of Geordie Shore – that was back when the most exotic place I’d ever been was Tenerife! We could not believe it! It was my first long-haul flight and experience of anywhere that beautiful – pale white sand and clear blue water. We lived there for six weeks in the most gorgeous villa on the lakes with a jetty on the back. I just thought: “How am I here having so much fun and it's my job?”
What’s the funniest souvenir you’ve brought home with you?
In Iceland I brought back these tiny pans and they have a stencil of a willy and two balls in them, you fry an egg and make a penis shape one. I got one for Josh [Ritchie, her boyfriend] but we haven't tried the penis egg yet!
What three things do you always pack?
This is going to sound so rude but my vibrator always comes with me. I don't even know why, I only use it about once a month. Also my make up bag and hair straighteners.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve put in your mouth on holiday?
Well, I wasn't on hols but I ate a fried pig penis? On the telly! There's a theme here...
Biggest holiday fail?
I've never really had a holiday fail. Maybe because I don't have many holidays. I only have about two a year – I am too busy. Before I met Josh I didn't have anyone to go with and hadn't had a proper holiday in nearly two years. Friends from home can only get certain times off and they usually plan one big holiday with their boyfriend.
Where's the craziest place you've been?
Probably Germany – Berlin. They've got this club that stays open until 8am. It is a really crazy club. I couldn't stay up that long but there are these lifts – you step in and there are no doors. It was the craziest thing.
If you could go on holiday tomorrow where would it be?
I would like to go to the Bahamas to see the swimming pigs. You can feed them apples and stuff. In 2020 I want to go to America for two months and start a nice Instagram page where I can take pictures just of travel. It'll be one that’s just mine and Josh’s with really cute photos.
Ideal holiday companion?
Josh, every day! He's my ideal. Saying that, I went with my mum to Iceland last week to help a whale conservation. We saw three whales and the Northern Lights. On the last day we were a bit down, and all of a sudden we heard shouting and screaming. Outside our hotel window the Northern Lights were shining over the whole city. That never happens. We ran down to the street to see them and everyone was crowding around. It was incredible.
Which holiday was the biggest #Instagramgoals?
It has got to be The Maldives. Me and Josh went and all of our pictures looked like they were out of a travel magazine. It is amazing, like a fantasy world.
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What’s in your duty free haul?
It always tends to be make-up. I buy lipsticks because I lose so many. Wherever I go, I buy lippy. I like Charlotte Tilbury and MAC.
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