What would you do in the run-up to one of the biggest red carpet events of the season? Practise breathing in? Call all your friends and cry about your hair looking s**t? Take pictures of absolutely every step of the getting ready process and Instagram them with ‘#blessed’ in each caption?
Or would you just get your tits out and poke them for the entertainment factor?
Yep, that’s what everyone’s favourite nipple-haver Lena Dunham did right before last night’s Golden Globe Awards 2015, with her mate and Girls producer Jenni Konner sharing a snap of the topless star for posterity.
“#FREETHENIPPLE cover. @lenadunham,” she wrote next to the booby image, which showed Lena standing in her tracksuit bottoms with nipple coverings over her, er, nips.
More news about the Golden Globes 2015? Sure!
Later, at the star-studded ceremony, Jenni posted another picture of Lena, this time with the flesh-coloured sticky pads covering her cheeks.
“Another great use for nipple covers! @lenadunham,” she said.
Hmm, what else might they be used for? Coasters for very small shot glasses? Tiny but necessary emergency pads for shocking someone back to life after a heart attack? Replacement chewing gum for when you’ve just eaten a plate of spinach but didn’t bring your toothbrush? Answers on a postcard.
GALLERY: The Golden Globes 2015 best dressed!
golden globes 2015 best dressed
Maria Menounos
Pretty US TV star Maria shimmering in a navy racer-front gown and strong, swept-back 'do.
Louise Roe
The Brit stylist and TV star downplayed her plunging off-white gown with cute Heidi plaits.
Rosamund Pike
New mum Gone Girl star Rosamund looked stunning in her daring cut-out creation and sharp bob.
Guiliana Rancic
TV presenter Guiliana went for fishtail glamour in a satin strapless gown with loose waves.
Kelly Osbourne
Kelly O looked Hollywood chic in her dark navy gown with cape detail and an embellished neckline. This girl knows what suits her!
Kelly Osbourne
Kel had fun with the photogs, raising her camera-shaped clutch bag and pretending to take pics. What a joker, eh!
Michelle Monaghan
Mission Impossible III babe Michelle brought some 90s glamour in her spaghetti strapped slinky dress with smudgy eyes and don't-care-hair.
Lana Del Rey
Sultry songbird Lana swathed her curves in retro satin pleats, coiffing her long auburn locks into a volumionous 'do.
Danielle Brooks
OITNB star Danielle swapped her orange prison jumpsuit for a body skimming black frock with gold panels, adding vamp with a juicy berry lip.
Conchita Wurst
Eurovision winner Conchita brought the glam in a luscious green velvet strapless dress and pointy white heels. Bravo, darling.
Amy Adams
Amy's dusty lilac dress looked stunning against her creamy skin and red hair.
Dakota Johnson
Fifty Shades of Grey star Dakota looked like a human disco ball at this year's GGs. And we LOVED it. Espesh when teamed with her girl-next-door make up.
Diane Kruger
Looking as immaculate as always in shimmering silver, Diane wowed on the red carpet with glossy Hollywood waves and pinky lips.
Ellie Kemper
US The Office babe Ellie worked vintage glam in a beaded gown teamed with deep rouge lips and matchy nails.
Chrissy Teigan and John Legend
Looking every bit the uber couple, Chrissy and John gave excellent style at the Globes tonight. We loved Chrissy's pretty pink embellishment and tousled pony.
Lorde
Never one to bow down to expected girly dressing Lorde stuck to her usual noir style and totally killed it. The young singer paired wide-legged trews with a crop, throwing a mannish blazer over to finish.
Leslie Mann
Who knew sequins in buttery yellow could be so bloomin' HOT?! Leslie, that's who.
Laura Prepon
Going for a gothy Morticia vibe, OITNB's Laura upped the drama on the red carpet tonight in swirling black lace against pale skin.
Naomi Watts
Did Naomi and Leslie Mann decide to be twinsies in strapless yellow with red pouts? When the dresses look this good, why not?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
We can't believe Julia is 53-years-old! The actress was smoking hot in this fitted white gown, simply accessorized with glittering earrings.
Allison Williams
Looking like THAT dancing lady emoji is never a bad thing.
Jamie Dornan and Amelia Warner
WE CAN'T DEAL. Fifty Shades Of Grey's Jamie Dornan in a tux...His wife Amelia looked totally beautiful in her drop-waist dress with bright lips, too. This couple
Jessica Chastain
Did Jess pick up the bronze version of Lana Del rey's frock? Whatever. It SO works. We're definitely feeling the 70s vibe here.
Lena Dunham and Andrew Rannells
Lena and GIRLS co-star Andrew attended the awards together looking tres smart. This might be Lena's best red carpet look YET.
Katherine Heigl
Blonde actress Kath chose a navy corseted frock with fishtail detailing to sweep around the red carpet in.
Amanda Peet
Amanda perfectly vamped up her soft pastel gown with deep lips and matching nails.
Anna Kendrick
Pretty Into The Woods Anna must've taken inspo from her Disney role, opting for a frothy sequinned gown with ruby earrings.
Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum
Channing, looking buff in his tux, cosied up to gorgeous wife Jenna who looked lovely in lemon yellow.
Keira Knightley and James Righton
Cute marrieds Keira and James (and their little baby bump!) held hands and looked generally fashion-y and loved-up.
Kate Beckinsale
British beauty Kate had the glowiest skin, showing it off in a crystal-covered plunging dress.
Emily Blunt
Sometimes simple really is best. Emily wowed in bright white with statement earrings.
Helen Mirren
We can always rely on Dame Helen Mirren to bring the SASS.
Salma Hayek
If there was an award for Best Unsupported Actress, it would go to Salma who's impressive boobs managed to stay perky in a strapless gown.
Taylor Schilling
Va-va-voom! Taylor worked the red carpet in a cut-out red frock that showed off her toned bod. The OITNB star kept her hair back, adding red lips for extra drama.
Reese Witherspoon
If Reese whipped out an old school silver microphone and started singing jazz we wouldn't be surprised. THAT'S how smokin' she looked at the Globes.
Heidi Klum
The statuesque model has still very much got IT.
Claire Danes
How adorbs did Claire look in this printed folk-inspo frock? We liked.
Katie Cassidy
We knew we wouldn't get through a whole red carpet round up without seeing an 'Angelina' leg.
Georga Clooney and Amal Alamuddin Clooney
Their first red carpet appearance together as man and wifey! And what a chic one it was.
Felicity Jones
Pretty Brit Felicity did us proud in her teal gown and elegant up 'do.
Emma Stone
Red carpet rebel Emma ditched fancy frocks and took on an evening jumpsuit instead. It REALLY worked.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Another lady who totes took style inpsiration from the dancing lady emoji!
Julianne Moore
Spangles and feathers! Jules went all out. Not a terrible thing.
Jennifer Lopez
Yowzers! Jenny from the Block glistened and shimmied her way along the red carpet like a golden goddess.
Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal
We love that siblings Maggie and Jake went along to the Globes with each other! So cute. Nice frock, too, Mags.
Joanne Froggatt
Joanne dressed her glam gown down a touch with cutesy Heidi plaits then added dangling earrings for drama.
Katie Holmes
Look at that long glossy ponytail! Maybe we should call her My Little Katie? Holmes opted for a deep purple dress with smokey eyes and nude pinky lips.
Kate Hudson
Kate is one fit mama! The blonde babe (who only a short time earlier had been sheering on the football with wet hair!) rocked up to the event looking sensational in a plunging white gown with caged cut-outs.
Kerry Washington
Kerry's dress looked gorge on the star, the length just skimming her pointy heels.
Kate Mara
Why oh WHY would you ruin your lovely red column dress with that blah-blah-belt, Kate?
Laura Carmichael
Laura looked chic but we have to admit, we were a bit disappointed with this. A bit... whatever.
Lupita Nyong'o
From the waist down this dress if lovely. It's the strange boob garden we're not feeling.
Ruth Wilson
Despite speculation that Ruth and her Broadway co-star Jake Gyllenhaal are getting cosy, the actress was alone ont he red carpet. Probs best. That dress would overpower even Jake.
Sienna Miller
Ooh Sienna! Don't you look good. Like a grown-up boho beauty with added gloss.
Zosia Mamet
We LIKE this! Zosia usually goes a little too far down the wacky route so this is a breathe of fresh air. And we're very into her new hair colour.