When you’ve exhausted literally all the clothing options that exist in the world (and invented a fair few that didn’t), what do you do next? Uh, you go totally natural. Well, almost totally, anyway.
Nicki Minaj has unveiled her new toned down look, explaining to GQ magazine that this was a move calculated to make people talk about her again. Again, Nicki?! We’ve only just started drawing breath after the Anaconda video.
So does that mean no more Barbie pink eyeshadow? No more leopard-spot hair? No more crazy candy coloured lipstick? No more… no more butts encased in the shimmery, sheeny green of a rainforest snake?
Sob.
GALLERY: New Naughty Nipples! Pixie Lott, Scout Willis, Lady Gaga, Rihanna and more flash their nips
GALLERY: New Naughty Nipples! Pixie Lott, Scout Willis, Lady Gaga, Rihanna and more flash their nips
1 of 11Abbey Clancey
It's all well and good pouting up a treat but when your fame hungry nipple has managed to escape, that's all we're going to be looking at, love!
2 of 11Kelly Brook
We'd have thought a lady with boobies as generous as Kelly's would really need a decent bra to keep them in check. Especially at a fancy party like the NTAs!
3 of 11KIM_KARDASHIAN_NIPPLES
Showing a little more than she wanted to through a sheer blouse. Chuck on a jacket next time, Kimmy!
4 of 11Lady Gaga
To be perfectly honest, we're more surprised Lady Gaga's slightly sheer leotard isn't totally see-through. With bells on the crotch. Well done on holding back, LG.
5 of 11Pixie Lott
Yes, that's right! Those right there are Pixie's actual nips seen through a short mass of fishnet-style fabric. Even your scrunchie won't distract from your boobs, babes.
6 of 11Pixie Lott
When Pixie attended the super exclusive Miley Cyrus party in London last week she chose a very different look that what we're used to seeing...
7 of 11Rihanna part deux
Seriously, like, bras? They're so 2013...
8 of 11Rihanna
Oh haiiii, RiRi. And hello to your nipples! They's even got their bling on to say hey.
9 of 11Swit swoo, LaRue!
Scout's shiny bodysuit is actually a wee bit sheer. Hence the nippleage. Imagine what Bruce will say!
10 of 11Scout LaRue Willis
Firstly, can we just take a moment to appreciate Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's daughter's middle name? LaRue = amaze. Secondly, at first glance we thought Scout was the victim of unfortunately coloured fabric. But no...
11 of 11Sinitta
Even the power of Sinitta's naughty nipple at the launch of I Can't Sing couldn't keep the doomed show from closing within a few weeks