Ahhhh Britney. You've got to love her...
It's Britney Spears' birthday! Here are her 20 worst outfits
1 of 20Tiers in our eyes
Because who wouldn't wear Len Goodman's flat cap and a dress from Walford market?
2 of 20Sleeve it alone
Forgot to get a manicure? Just get some XXL sleeves instead
3 of 20Dancing queen
An overexcited teenager going to her school prom springs to mind
4 of 20Fascinating
It's probably a sign to take it off when your fascinator resembles a mould spore
5 of 20Sheer horror
We can only hope Britters is wearing a bra under there...
6 of 20Busti-urgh
No amount of accessorising will disguise that hideous corset
7 of 20Hell for pleather
There are so many things wrong with this we don't even know where to begin
8 of 20Boo hiss
Has Britney just seen those snake beauties in the mirror?
9 of 20Feathered friend
Part Strictly cast member, part Big Bird
10 of 20Taking the plunge
We can only pray that tit tape's holding on for dear life under there
11 of 20Kimo-NO
When your outfit matches your skintone, it's probably a sign to lay off the fake tan
12 of 20Peachy keen
Remember when matchy matchy outfits were a thing? Yes, us neither. Because they never were
13 of 20Sock it to us
Someone's been raiding The Hobbit costume department
14 of 20Holy moly
What a champ, smiling away despite losing her trousers AND ripping her jumper
15 of 20Suede me once
That poor sheep lost it's fur for THIS?
16 of 20Rodeo dive
At least her hair looks nice, eh?
17 of 20Thinking pink
We would have sold our gran for those sequin trousers at our Year 6 school disco
18 of 20Purple reign
Amazing washboard abs. But do you really need to cut a hole out of your top to show 'em off?
19 of 20Suspended
The only way these trousers could possibly be uglier is if they were latex
20 of 20Cheap frills
We're sure our great aunt has the very same nightwear set as this