S Club 7’s worst outfits EVER

What Tina was thinking when she borrowed Bowie's boots and asked for a Victorian toddler's babygro to be custom-made to adult size, we're not quite sure

The main lesson to be learned here is to never put your colours in with your whites. The result = this awful shade

Part carnival queen, part skater boy. Not really a look we see catching on (note: it didn't)

So this is what happens if you mix The Matrix with Cruella DeVil...

Too busy signing autographs than looking in the mirror to realise half your outfit has been torn off by eager fans

A Strictly pro could jusssst about get away with this. If we were Tina we'd be terrified to move!

You know the phrase where you say some people look good wearing a bin bag? This is proof it should NEVER be taken literally

What a cracking bod! But no matter how often you work out, there's no excuse for wearing Mystic Meg's drapes

Poor Jon's trousers have been ripped apart to put that pocket on Jo's top

Animal prints are always cool in a trashy way. But some of them are just trashy

We can't think of anything less appealing than wearing floor-length poo coloured glitter

Bradley had the right idea hiding behind Rachel