Before the stylist: Anne Hathaway

At first glance, we were convinced this was Kelly Brook. But it's just Anne without a bra

When you try and stretch a pair of old 100 denier tights to fit over your head, this is what happens

Once more, it's see-through. But judging by those baggy boob bits, that's the least of Anne's problems...

Seriously, what is it with Anne and stretchy see-through tops?

Parents' evening, was it?

Auditioning for the role of Vivian in Pretty Woman didn't work out so well

Karl Lagerfeld would surely die if he saw this boucle

Erm, Anne? Those moths have got to your jacket...

If you got all the Quality Street wrappers leftover at your grans at Crimbo and sewed them all together, this is what you would get

We can only hope Anne got a barg on this cheap satin from the market

Don't get us wrong, we are strong advocates of double denim. But not when you wear it with an eye-wateringly bright pashmina and matching clutch

We remember once going out with a guy who had horrific bootleg jeans. Anne apparently didn't feel that way and chose to buy some for herself...

We're not quite sure what has happened to the front of Anne's frock, but maybe it's best we don't find out

Finally, Anne discovers bras! It's a shame she didn't discover that brown sock left in the wash though...

Can't decide whether to wear a dress or trousers? Just wear both (please don't)

Wouldja look at those winklepickers? And that bandeau top? And that bag? Excuse us while we throw up...

We get chilly too sometimes, but unfortunately fashion does not always require scarves

Seriously, this woman's Quality Street obsession has got to stop

We can only hope Anne's smile is because she hasn't seen her outfit yet...

Raiding the Secret Diary Of A Call Girl cast-off closet has its benefits