Before the stylist: Hayden Panettiere

This would be lovely. If it was a summer curtain (that maybe remained closed at all times)

We're not quite sure where would we even go to purchase such an outfit as this. Props to Hayden for locating it, even if it is gross

We used to love a good old photographic portrait top back in the day. But thank goodness we weren't papped

There's just sooooo much going on here we don't quite know where to begin. Maybe the bin would've been a good start

We're pretty sure our mum used to own those boots

The only possible excuse we can think of for this is that Hayden added jeans in fear of getting chilly...

Not a bad effort considering Hayden got up in the middle of the night and had to make her way to the red carpet without putting clothes on

Excellent shout putting flip-flops on after a heavy night of dancing. But that frock unfortunately looks like the cruise holiday wardrobe of a 60 year old

You shouldn't be wearing see-through clothes at ANY age, let alone fourteen

Poor Hayden looks like she had to borrow this ENTIRE outfit from her mum

A ratty perm and the most unflattering colours known to man? We're glad Hayden's come a long way from this photo

We didn't know Hayden knew Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen. Kind of him to lend her his fave shirt

As horrible as it looks now, we would totally have worn this dress to the school prom back in the day

This horrible frock NEARLY distracted us from how teeny tiny Hayden's feet are. Look!

The more we look at this outfit, the more amazing it becomes

An unfortunate mix-up in the washing machine, maybe?

Remember when EVERYONE had one of those disc belts? We don't ever remember having one of those snail trail skirts though...

If Hayden insisted on wearing satin, maybe she should've given it a quick iron first?

Hayden's pretty tiny. So we reckon she deffo borrowed this from a Barbie

Maybe don't tan yourself to match your dress. And shoes. And bag...