Before the stylist: Reese Witherspoon

A full-on body stocking meets bright camera lights = deffo gonna see your undies

We'd have exactly that facial expression too if we caught sight of ourselves in the mirror wearing that outfit

An ill-fitting suit will never get you far. Apart from if you're a gorgeous Hollywood actress like Reese, then she's forgiven

So THIS is what The Co-op uniform looked like in 1999

Cruise ship singer chic at its finest

Yeah, we all know you're at the Golden Globes. You don't need to wear a rosette

The hideous combo of three dresses torn apart and stitched back together again

Cruel Intentions indeed. From your hair stylist especially...

You may be at the Teen Choice Awards, Reese. But it doesn't mean you have to dress like one

At least Ellen's making use of her old suits

A dress which diverts attention to your crotch can never be a good thing

Cold? Just borrow a jacket off the waiting staff

We feel for you, Reese. We also fondly remember the days when we would wear our flared jeans and blazer and think we looked the s**t

The most unflattering colour known to man?

We're pretty sure this is what our birthday presents came wrapped in last year

If all else fails and you're in a rush, forget the iron and use a piece of string as a belt instead

Just turn to the side and nobody will realise you've forgotten to put on a bra...

Sooooo retro, suede dresses are back again. But not this baggy kind

We'll forgive the dress as Reese was pregnant here. But that hair? Eek

Oi, Reese. The local librarian called. She wants her bag back