Looking at pictures of celebrities on the beach is a massive part of our job, alright? This we knew. This we’re down with. We cool.
But when this bunch of photos of the TOWIE lot frolicking around in Marbella spilled across our desk, our eyes almost popped fully out.
Because what the hell – what on god’s honest Earth, and in god’s honest universe – are they all wearing?
It’s not just Chloe Sims' mad, mad pillar-box red lace-up swimsuit (lace-up! Swimsuit!), it’s Lydia Bright’s strange Victorian nightgown masquerading as a summer dress. We had higher hopes of you,tbh, Lydia.
And it’s not even just the TOWIE girls turning our heads in all the wrong ways. Bobby Norris’ get-up makes him look like a runaway from a all-dads golfing trip, while Tommy Mallett’s pecs are actually bigger than our boobs.
Anyway. Just scroll through this lot below and make a secret pact NEVER to look like this at the beach. Like, EVER.
TOWIE cast in Marbella 2015 (and what the HELL are they wearing?)
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