If you've flicked through a fashion magazines or have ventured to a Topshop recently, you will have noticed that Minimal clothing is 'SoOo last year!' and maximalism is IN, baby.
Shops are awash with clashing prints, shouty slogan t-shirts and fake diamante on erethang.
But, the easiest and quickest way to get ahead of the fash pack? Pat Butcher style earrings, my friends.
But what are you looking for in your sizzlin' statement shoulder-grazers?
First, they need to be long and dangly enough that you need to hold them when you run for the bus.
Secondly, they need to be more dazzling than the Fenty Beauty highlighter and shinier than Frankie Gaff's skin after a spa weekend in Cannes.
Thirdly, they need to be more 'out there' than Miley Cyrus' foam finger VMA's performance.
Here are the best swoon-worthy ear-dazzlers that deserve a spot in your shopping basket, asap. Pat Butcher would be proud.