Former Geordie Shore star Charlotte Crosby has shared a post about having period sex with boyfriend Josh Ritchie and we're cracking up.
The Charlotte Show protagonist posted a snap of her and Ex on the Beach's Josh wearing sexy attire and covered in blood.
"We f-cked on my period," said Char, succinctly.
She added, "IT WAS A HEAVY FLOW, GUYS."
Then capped off the trio of lols rather wonderfully with," Sorry, Mam."
But CALM DOWN , everyone. It's a hilarious joke. We think.
Char and Josh appear to have been celebrating Halloween. And what is Halloween without a bucketful of fake blood?
Char had earlier shared a snap of herself dressed as a sexy cat, as is traditional.
We're not quite sure what Josh was going as though. Sexy Harry Potter, maybe? We're just basing that on the glasses, mind.
Check out: Closer Classic Geordie Shore cast - then and now
Closer Classic Geordie Shore cast - then and now SLIDER
1 of 30Vicky Pattison in 2011
Feisty Vicky, the very first person to enter the Geordie Shore house in 2011, has had quite the transformation over the years.
2 of 30Vicky Pattison now
These days, she really is a Geordie girl with a VIP edge.
3 of 30Charlotte Crosby in 2011
Charlotte Crosby takes to the red carpet before appearing in the first ever series of MTV's Geordie Shore.
4 of 30Charlotte Crosby now
Charlotte's had a massive transformation over the years, and has been smashing it in her career since her Geordie days. She hosts Just Tattoo Of Us' has released books and fitness DVDs, and a show all about her.
5 of 30Holly Hagan in 2011
Before her Geordie Shore debut, Holly Hagan looked like this.
6 of 30Holly Hagan now
Now, it would seem that Holly's taken some inspo from Kim K, as her look has drastically changed.
7 of 30Greg Lake in 2011
Greg appeared in Geordie Shore in the very beginning, but didn't make it past series one.
8 of 30Greg Lake now
Greg is now married to Hollyoaks star Jennifer Metcalfe, with whom he has a baby.
9 of 30Gaz Beadle in 2011
Here's Gaz before embarking on his long-running career on Geordie Shore.
10 of 30Gary Beadle now - aged 29
In terms of poses not much has changed. But, believe it or not, this Geordie hunk has left the dating scene behind, because he's loved up with girlfriend Emma McVey. They even have a child together.
11 of 30James Tindale in 2011
James's debut on Geordie Shore saw him spend 90% of his time at the gym and the remaining 10% flexing his muscles in the mirror.
12 of 30James Tindale now
Looks like he stuck at it!
13 of 30Jay Gardner in 2011
'The dad of the Geordie group' Jay was the oldest member of the show. Who could forget those iconic brows...
14 of 30Jay Gardner now
And years later, his brows are still on fleek.
15 of 30Sophie Kasaei in 2011
Sophie joined the Geordie Shore show in series one, but was axed for her bad behaviour two years later. Naughty.She later returned to the show in 2016 with a slightly newer cast!
16 of 30Sophie Kasaei in 2018
She's since glowed upppppppp. She returned to the show for the Big Birthday Battle in 2016 and stayed on as a cast member but quit in spring 2019.
17 of 30Ricci Guarnaccio in 2011
Ricci joined the show in series two, and had a rollercoaster of a relationship with Vicky Pattison.
18 of 30Ricci Guarnaccio now - aged 31
It would seem that since leaving the show he's decided to embark on a new journey....by growing a beard.
19 of 30Rebecca Walker in 2012
Rebecca also joined the show in series two, and was known for her bust-ups, dramas and fallouts.
20 of 30Rebecca Walker now
Now, she's ditched the party days and has become a mum.
21 of 30Daniel Thomas
Dan joined Geordie Shore in the fourth series and left at the end of series five.
22 of 30Daniel Thomas now
He doesn't look all that different now, but he's certainly been enjoying life (and the gym).
23 of 30Scott Timlin 2013
Life and soul of the party Scotty T joined the show in series four.
24 of 30Scotty T now
And WHAT a career this Geordie has had. Fromwinning Celebrity Big Brotherto landing a cameo appearance in Neighbours to even having a girlfriend, he's definitely seen success in the media industry.
25 of 30Marnie Simspon 2014
Marnie entered the house in series seven. Back then, she described herself a "natural beauty".
26 of 30Marnie Simpson now - aged 25
Marnie had several cosmetic procedures done since being on the show, including a nose job, lip fillers and a boob job. She's now expecting a child with Casey Johnson.
27 of 30Aaron Chalmers then
Tatted-up Aaron Chalmers joined in the eighth series and had an infamous on-off relationship with Marnie. It was SO juicy to watch.
28 of 30Aaron Chalmers now
Aaron quit Geordie Shore to focus on his career as an MMA fighter, along with his spending more time on his relationship.
29 of 30Kyle Christie then
How young does Kyle look? We barely even recognised this Geordie Shore star.
30 of 30Kyle Christie now
Well HELLO there Kyle. Talk about a transformation, people.
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Remember when Charlotte revealed that Love Island lothario Adam Collard had been rejected by Geordie Shore? That was funny.
Backing pal Holly Hagan's hilarious tweet claiming Adam was once an 'extra' on Geordie Shore, Charlotte told heat, "As of last night some crazy video came out of Adam, who’s unrecognisable.
"Me, Chloe [Ferry] and Adam – this was about three years ago – on Geordie Shore having a three-way kiss.
"Now, I didn’t even know that was him. The most funny thing about it is he said something about Geordie Shore; how he would never go on that show and that it wasn’t for him.
“I’ve heard the rumour in Newcastle is he applied every single year. Sorry Adam."