For a lot of celebrities, the path to super stardom doesn’t always run smooth. Luckily for us this means there’s often a back catalogue of questionable supporting roles, rogue modelling campaigns and clips some celebrities would rather stay buried in the days of VHS and dial-up internet.
Alas, where there’s a will there’s usually a way – and the really embarrassing stuff is often dug up by some internet-savvy mega fans for us all to enjoy.
Thankfully, this is the case with The Saturday’s singer and I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! star Vanessa white and her stellar performance in a Cheesestrings advert.
The ad features an epic Cheesestrings battle between a teenage Vanessa and a rival schoolboy – and, unfortunately, Vanessa’s Cheesestrings peeling technique leaves a lot to be desired.
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In other I’m A Celeb news, it was recently revealed just how much hosts Ant McPartlin and Dec Donnelly are paid for presenting the show.
They’re each getting paid £2.5million for, like, three or so weeks on the show.
C’MON, I’M A CELEB, WE’D DO IT FOR FREE!
If you want to feel even worse about your salary on this blistery winter morning, why not find out how much they earned per day last year?
£79,000.
While you're here, why not check out the worst and most disgusting I'm A Celebrity Bushtucker trials EVER?
I'm A Celebrity 2014: The WORST Bushtucker Trials EVER!
1 of 15Joel Dommet (2016)
Joel Dommet dressed as a crab was one of hilarious highlights of 2016 (and as you'll see, the year was a good'n). The 'tucker trial itself was fairly tame, but watching Joel try to catch crabs with his giant claws was heavy on the lol-factor.
2 of 15Georgia Toffolo (2017)
Predictably heave-inducing, this trial involved pouring buckets of fish guts onto a fellow contestant. It gets a spot on our favourites for good old fashioned girl power – the night before, Toff had stood up to Amir Khan when he joked that girls weren't strong. Those fish guts looked heavy!
3 of 15Larry Lamb Scarlet Moffat (2016)
Team work can make a dream work, they say. This touching show of camaraderie when Scarlet got stuck in the bog was one of our favourites. Scarlet insisted she'd "never live down" having to be saved by Larry Lamb, but we thought it was lovely (and she did go on to win, after all).
4 of 15Mark Wright Dougie Poynter (2011)
Mark and Dougie's bromance was a highlight from 2011. This trial involved a romantic meal for two... eating live creepy crawlies. Dougie couldn't stop laughing.
5 of 15Adam Thomas (2016)
Adam Thomas's phobia of spiders was a running theme this series, but when faced with a food factory trial it became apparent just how extreme it was. The best bit? Adam inventing his own language of gobbledegook to shout at them in.
6 of 15Iain Lee (2017)
The Space Your Fears bushtucker trial caused some controversy on set ... because Ant and Dec couldn't help themselves poking fun on live TV, calling it 'cheap' and 'ridiculous'. A space ship in the jungle? Sure why not. "Now, we've been a bit rude about the trial tonight and the producers had a little word with us during the ad break," said Dec. "So we won't be doing anymore of that."
7 of 15Wayne Bridges Adam Thomas (2016)
Who doesn't love baby goats? Wayne Bridges, apparently. Admitting that he was "scared of almost every animal", Wayne really struggled with this goat-herding trial. Would you look at their little faces!
8 of 15Dean Gaffney (2006)
HeEx-EastEnder Dean Gaffney showed off his impressive ability to yelp like an injured animal in his 2006 trial. To be fair to the man, he did have cockroaches poured on his head, put his hands in a box of biting ants and retrieve a star from a pool of baby crocodiles.
9 of 15Gino D’Acampo (2009)
"I think I've got to eat some kind of weird stuff," commented Gino when he was told he was going to do a Bushtucker Bonanza. Yep, we guess that a fermented egg, a rhino beetle, cockroach, wittchedy grub, mealworms, beach worms and crocodile tongue might be considered 'weird'.
10 of 15Jennie Bond (2004)
Alone, wet, cold and covered with rats. Not a situation we'd like to get in any time soon, but former Royal correspondent Jennie Bond managed to last a whole 10 minutes locked in a water and rat filled coffin by humming an upbeat tune. We salute you, Ms. Bond.
11 of 15Joey Essex (2013)
Locked in a cold, dark, slimy tomb, we'd be freaking out if we were Joey in his 2013 task. But the TOWIE star powered through and managed to find all twelve hidden stars without uttering a single scream, only stopping to moan 'This is definitely, 100% not reem,' and to comment that the rodents were biting his 'middle parts'.
12 of 15Mark Wright and Freddie Starr (2011)
TOWIE's Mark and hamster-eating comedian Freddie were an oddly matched pair for the 'Greasy Spoon Café' culinary battle, but the resulting Bushtucker trial has to be one of our faves. The couple was challenged to dine on a spoiled egg, blended cockroaches, mealworms and mouse tails, turkey testicles, a camel's toe and a pigs anus.
13 of 15Martina Navratilova (2008)
Tennis pro Martina impressed us all when she shared a plastic bubble helmet with a variety of jungle critters, including grasshoppers, cockroaches, stick insects, spiders and snakes. While we shuddered and hid behind our hands, Martina took it like a champ.
14 of 15Matt Willis (2006)
Poor Matt Willis proved he's no wimp when he munched his way to victory in his Bushtucker Bonanza challenge of 2006. The McBusted star dined out on live mealworms, witchetty grubs, a kangaroo anus and a crocodile penis. Mr Willis managed the whole lot without a single retch, commenting after 'I've got kangaroo anus in my teeth. It's a really good look.'
15 of 15Kim Woodburn (2009)
Kim was submerged in a tank under water, while thousands of cockroaches and other critters were poured on her. As much as we did feel for clean freak Kim, her screeches of "Something's nipping my bosoms" and "It's bitten my bum!" made this trial a timeless classic.