Since we're getting about as much action as a white pencil crayon at the moment (tier 2 life, hun), we're having to live vicariously through the antics of the celeb-types. Jack Fincham's reportedly doing the horizontal Hokey Cokey with Laura Anderson, Jack Whitehall has admitted to being a bit 'naughty' of late' and now Megan Barton-Hanson's made a pretty kinky confession.
Yep - the Love Island 2018 star has revealed she and ex-boyfriend Wes Nelson once got caught in quite the compromising position by an unsuspecting passer-by.
Megan - who's said to earn a whopping £800,000 a month through OnlyFans - has admitted to having sex with Wes in the glamorous surroundings of, er, Southend Airport.
If we wanted to be crude, we'd insert a cockpit-related joke here. Our mum sometimes reads our articles, though.
Making the confession, Megan told a reader of The Sun to take their relationship 'beyond the bedroom' as it can be more 'thrilling.'
She said, "Go beyond the bedroom. I might not suggest Southend Airport's toilets where Love Island’s Wes Nelson and I got caught, but even a different room in the house can be thrilling."
Golly.
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1 of 10Series Two: Nathan Massey and Cara de la Hoyde
Nathan Massey and Cara de la Hoyde are the only Love Island winners to have remained together!Despite splitting for a number of months in 2017, the couple rekindled their romance when Cara discovered she was expecting the couple's first child.
2 of 10Series Two: Nathan Massey and Cara de la Hoyde
The couple later welcomed a baby boy called Freddie in December 2016. Sharing the happy news on social media, Nathan wrote, 'The day has finally come !!!! Myself and @cara_delahoyde have become parents to our beautiful baby boy !!! Massive hats off to Cara Who delivered our boy safely !!!!! #thenextchapter ud83dudc99ud83dudc76ud83cudffc[sic]In July 2018, Cara and Nathan announced they are now engaged with Nathan popping the question in the villa they first met.
3 of 10Series Two: Olivia Buckland and Alex Bowen
It took her a while, but Olivia Buckland finally found her man during Love Island season 2. After leaving the villa together when they finished in second place behind Cara and Nathan, the couple haven't looked back!
4 of 10Series Two: Olivia Buckland and Alex Bowen
Just a few months after leaving the famous villa, Alex popped the question to Olivia during a romantic trip to New York. The couple married in a luxury ceremony in 2018, with parts of their wedding being shown on their very own TV show.
5 of 10Series Three: Dom Lever and Jess Shears
Despite the public thinking their relationship was just a 'joke', Jess Shears and Dom Lever have defied the odds and are one of the two couples still together from last year's Love Island. Despite all of the drama with Jess and 'Muggy Mike', Dom proposed to his girlfriend in September 2016.
6 of 10Series Three: Dom Lever and Jess Shears
The couple have cashed in on promotional shoots together, appearances, and even got 'married' on Good Morning Britain on Valentine's Day. Despite the 'fake wedding', Jess and Dom then tied the knot for real in 2018, when they married at a private ceremony on the Greek island of Mykonos.
7 of 10Series Three: Jamie Jewitt and Camilla Thurlow
The nation fell in love with Prince Harry's ex-girlfriend Camilla Thurlow in 2017. And after she had her heartbroken by a number of different men in the villa, model Jamie Jewitt arrived and swept Camilla off her feet.After enjoying time together outside of the show and meeting each other's families, the couple are living happily ever after.
8 of 10Series Three: Jamie Jewitt and Camilla Thurlow
The loved up couple have since traveled the world together on charity missions... can they get any better?!
9 of 10Series Four: Dani Dyer and Jack Fincham
From the moment they set eyes on each other during the 2018 launch episode, Jack Fincham and Dani Dyer seemed to be a match made in heaven. After a number of cute moments on the show, the pair were announced as the winners!
10 of 10Series Four: Dani Dyer and Jack Fincham
After leaving the villa, Dani and Jack moved in together, bought a puppy and seemed incredibly loved-up. However, in December, Dani announced the pair had split up on her Instagram Story. With fans in complete shock at the news, Dani's dad Danny Dyer later revealed the couple had just had a 'row'. So it looks like they are back on!
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Back in August 2018, just after the couple had appeared on Love Island, an onlooker told The Sun they'd spotted Megan and Wes enter Southend Airport loos together; before reappearing 13 minutes later looking 'quite happy when they came out.'
Apparently, it seemed to be quite the 'coordinated plan.'
In further news, Megan has advised fellas on how to nail the perfect nude. "Don’t just send a picture of your willy," she reckons. "We appreciate the full package. Do a video or picture when you are straight out the shower. There’s nothing sexier."
You listening, lads?