Married at First Sight is back and just like that, we're like summer who? Yep, Brat Summer is out and Spat Season is upon us, and can you tell we're a tad excited?
Okay, that line wasn't great, but at least it rhymed.
Anyway, the names of all the brides and grooms – well, the first wave of them, anyway – for Married at First Sight 2024 have been released by our Channel 4 overlords, and one of our blushing brides - sorry, her wedding dress is giving us all those Frozen 2 Elsa dress vibes - is Richelle Cade.
Also... how was MAFS UK 2023 a year ago, please?
Anyway, here's everything you need to know about Richelle.
Who is MAFS UK's Richelle Cade?
Richelle is one of MAFS UK 2024's brides.
How old is MAFS UK's Richelle Cade?
She is 48 years old.
What does MAFS UK's Richelle Cade do for a living?
Richelle studied a degree in Politics before going on to be a successful business consultant. She is currently a 'Head of Alternative Investments', which sounds much posher than what we do for a living.
Where is MAFS UK's Richelle Cade from?
Born in Guyana, Richelle and her family moved to London when she was two years old, and she now splits her time between Guyana and the UK.
Does MAFS UK's Richelle Cade have any children?
She does. She has a 20-year-old daughter who lives in the UK.
What is MAFS UK's Richelle Cade looking for in a partner?
Richelle feels she is missing “a partner”, but won’t settle for anything less than amazing. Same, Richelle, same.
No longer willing to settle for less than she’s worth, Richelle is hoping the experts will find someone for her who is funny, fit, tall, driven, successful and financially independent, which means she's looking for that 6ft5 man in finance we're all seeking...
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Ben Pulsford is a digital writer for Bauer Media, writing for both Closer online and heatworld. When he's not getting paid to gossip about Big Brother, Love Island, and The Real Housewives of Cheshire, he's storming the London LGBTQ+ scene as drag queen, Beary Poppins. Both Ben and Beary are awaiting an invite to join The Real Housewives of Cheshire for series 18. The budget's not there, but the drama is 💅