So, it's nearly Valentine's Day. You want to get bae a card and cheeky gift but you're not into all that soppy, serious stuff? Don't worry - we've rounded up all the very best funny Valentine's Cards for the perfect way to say 'I love you, but I also really like jokes.'
Whether you've been together for yonks or you've only just started seeing each other, these funny cards are sure to impress/earn you brownie points for being generally hilarious. Especially if you've not said that erm, ahem, infamous L-word. Everyone always says that being funny is the most fanciable quality, right?
heat's pick of the best funny Valentine's Day cards, at a glance
Check out our round-up of the best funny Valentine's Day cards below, from animal-themed one-liners to puns that will make your partner roll their eyes, but in like, a cute way. We've got it all below.
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Best cheesy funny Valentine's Day card
NotOnTheHighstreetwww.notonthehighstreet.com
Who doesn't love a cheesy Valentine's Day card, eh? Plus, this one even has a cheesy pun - the Valentine's Day card of DREAMS.
Best pop culture funny Valentine's Day card
funky pigeonwww.funkypigeon.com
If you and your partner's favourite show is The Traitors, they'll absolutely love this one.
Best animal-themed funny Valentine's Day card
etsywww.etsy.com
If your partner is a bit of a goose, they'll love this one. It's funny and unique, and you'll be supporting a small business through buying on Etsy.
Best food-themed funny Valentine's Day card
thortfulwww.thortful.com
Show them just how much they mean to you with this super-cute fries card. Who doesn't love a good pun?
Best funny Valentine's Day card for long-term relationships
moonpigwww.moonpig.com
Just reminding them that you still fancy them - despite all of their flaws (including farts, snoring and picking their nose)... Totally romantic.
Best home-owners funny Valentine's Day card
papierwww.papier.com
When you live together, there's nothing better than when they stack up the dishwasher perfectly.
Best hot-sauce-themed funny Valentine's Day card
etsywww.etsy.com
Independent prints maker printsbymillyuk has whipped up this super cute 'Hey Hot Stuff' Vday card. Perfect if they love a bit of spice or are obsessed with putting hot sauce on everything.
Best dating app-themed funny Valentine's Day card
thortfulwww.thortful.com
Ah, a Valentine's Day card for modern times. If you met your bae using the wonderful world of dating apps why not give them this card and announce your Tinder love with pride? Thortful also has cards relating to Bumble and Hinge.
Best cat-themed funny Valentine's Day card
thortfulwww.thortful.com
The real person they have to impress in the relationship is your cat. Let them know they've got total approval with this cute card.
Best fashion-themed funny Valentine's Day card
papierwww.papier.com
Loving shoes isn't an obsession - it's a way of life. So when you love them more than shoes, you know it's real.
Ruby Barry was a Product Writer for heat, specialising in fashion and beauty. The team nicknamed her "dupe queen", as there's not a product in the world she can't find a cheaper alternative for.