So, it's nearly Valentine's Day. You want to get bae a card and cheeky gift but you're not into all that soppy, serious stuff? Don't worry - we've rounded up all the very best funny Valentine's Cards for the perfect way to say 'I love you but I also really like jokes.'
Whether you've been together for yonks or you've only just started seeing each other, these funny cards are sure to impress/earn you brownie points for being generally hilarious. Especially if you've not said that erm, ahem, infamous L-word. Everyone always says that being funny is the most fanciable quality, right?
The best funny Valentine's Day cards, at a glance
Editor's Choice: Brush Lettering I Tolerate You Card, £3.89 on Moonpig
Best cheesy funny Valentine's Day card: Cheese Lovers Valentine's Card, £3.99 on NotOnTheHighStreet
Best pop culture funny Valentine's Day card: The Traitors Faithful Valentine's Day Card, £2.50 on Funky Pigeon
Check out our round-up of the best funny Valentine's Day cards below, from animal-themed one-liners to puns that will make your partner roll their eyes, but in like, a cute way. We've got it all, below.
SHOP: The best funny Valentine's Day cards for 2024
Editor's Choice
moonpigwww.moonpig.com
Nothing says romance like 'I tolerate you' in sweet lettering. With Moon Pig, you can get a standard-size, personalised card for under £4, or pay a little extra to get a large, or giant card.
Best cheesy funny Valentine's Day card
NotOnTheHighstreetwww.notonthehighstreet.com
Who doesn't love a cheesy Valentine's Day card, eh? Plus this one even has a cheesy pun - the Valentine's Day card of DREAMS.
Best pop culture funny Valentine's Day card
funky pigeonwww.funkypigeon.com
If you and your partner's favourite show to binge at the moment is The Traitors, they'll absolutely love this one.
Best animal-themed funny Valentine's Day card
etsywww.etsy.com
If your partner is a bit of a goose, they'll love this one. It's funny and unique, and you'll be supporting a small business through buying on Etsy.
Best food-themed funny Valentine's Day card
thortfulwww.thortful.com
Who's idea of romance isn't being brought snacks in bed? This heartfelt card highlights one of the greatest relationship perks, as well as labelling your significant other as a snackkkkkk.
Best funny Valentine's Day card for long-term relationships
moonpigwww.moonpig.com
Just reminding them that you still fancy them - despite all of their flaws (including farts, snoring and picking their nose)... Totally romantic.
Best home-owners funny Valentine's Day card
papierwww.papier.com
When you live together, there's nothing better than when they stack up the dishwasher perfectly.
Best illustrated funny Valentine's Day card
moonpigwww.moonpig.com
This graph is definitely the epitome of luxury cards - one to really spoil your loved one by telling them you like them the most.
Best hot-sauce-themed funny Valentine's Day card
etsywww.etsy.com
Independent prints maker printsbymillyuk has whipped up this super cute 'Hey Hot Stuff' Vday card. Perfect if they love a bit of spice or are obsessed with putting hot sauce on everything.
Best sarcastic funny Valentine's Day card
moonpigwww.moonpig.com
Straight to the point with this cheeky Valentine's card. I mean, we are the light of their lives, aren't we?
thortfulwww.thortful.com
Ah, a Valentine's Day card for modern times. If you met your bae using the wonderful world of dating apps why not give them this card and announce your Tinder love with pride? Thortful also has cards relating to Bumble and Hinge.
Best Funny Dolls funny Valentine's Day card
moonpigwww.moonpig.com
Not everyone wants to be oveeerrlllyy cheesy on Valentine's Day... and this card will really tell them how much you'll love them. "F*ck it, you'll do" really sugarcoats it.
Best sexy funny Valentine's Day card
moonpigwww.moonpig.com
Valentine's really is the perfect day to splash on some fabulous cute lingerie, and this card will be telling them seriously how lucky they're going to get. (Just for the one day only.)
Best dog-themed funny Valentine's Day card
papierwww.papier.com
If your chosen one is a dog person at heart, then this will pull at their heartstrings. There's nothing more romantic than dogs sniffing each other's butts.
Best cat-themed funny Valentine's Day card
thortfulwww.thortful.com
The real person they have to impress in the relationship is your cat. Let them know they've got total approval with this cute card.
Best fashion-themed funny Valentine's Day card
papierwww.papier.com
Loving shoes isn't an obsession - it's a way of life. So when you love them more than shoes, you know it's real.
Ruby Barry is a Product Writer for heat, specialising in fashion and beauty. The team has nicknamed her "dupe queen", as there's not a product in the world she can't find a cheaper alternative for.