It's 2021, and our idea of a holiday right now is a trip to the supermarket for a peruse down the snack aisle. And do you know what? We're not mad about it. With so many delicious new treats hitting the shelves lately, you can keep your Ayia Napa all-inclusive, ta very much.
After the long-overdue arrival of the Mini Eggs chocolate bar shook us to our core recently, Cadbury's only gone and outdone itself with its latest launch. Yep - Cadbury white chocolate Marvellous Creations with jelly popping candy is now a thing and available to chuck in your basket down at Asda.
HALLE - and we cannot emphasise this enough - LUJAH.
Thanks mainly to the fact our Instagram explore page is a haven of snack-based accounts and photos of Harry Styles in an array of elaborate suits, we noticed our mates over at newfoodsuk post something that innately appealed to our interests.
Why, it was only a bloody massive WHITE chocolate version of Cadbury's now-iconic Marvellous Creations bar; previously only available in its original milk chocolate iteration. The bar's been spotted at Asda stores and we should probably get down there on our lunch break, tbh. Licking the screen incessantly just doesn't have the same effect.
Also, our dog thinks we're weird. We can see it in its eyes.
Check out: our fave low cal chocolate bars
Low Calorie chocolate bars - STACKED
1 of 12Nestlé Kit Kat
Calories in two fingers of Kit Kat (21g): 106kcalHave a break, have a Kit Kat - a phrase we like to live by.
2 of 12Cadbury Fudge
Calories in a Fudge bar (25.5g): 98kcalFor just a little taste of the sweet stuff, a finger of Fudge will definitely hit the spot with just 98 calories per bar.
3 of 12Mars' Milky Way
Calories in a 21.5g bar Milky Way: 97kcalA lower calorie option than its cousins Mars and Snickers bars, a Milky Way is only 97 calories.
4 of 12Mars' Bounty
Calories in one Bounty portion (28.5g): 139kcalMade with real coconut, a Bounty bar is basically one of our five a day, right?
5 of 12Nestlé Aero
Calories in one Aero bar (27g): 144kcalAeros are super satisfying to eat, and thanks to the plentiful 'bubbles' only comes in at 144 calories.
6 of 12Malteasers
Calories in a pack of Maltesers (37g): 186kcalMaltesers were the OG light chocolate treat, with just, and we can't quite believe we're saying this, 11 calories per ball. But please, scoff the whole bag.
7 of 12OR a Maltesers Bunny/Reindeer
Calories in a Maltesers Bunny/Reindeer (29g): 156kcalWho can forget about the newer addition to the Malteser fam - the delicious seasonal bunnies and reindeers! As well as being one of the best things to ever happen to humble malt, they're only 156 calories each.
8 of 12Cadbury Buttons
Calories in a pack of Buttons (30g): 160kcalMake your 160 calorie bag of Cadbury Buttons last by letting the chocolate melt onto your tongue. Mmmm. Or shove them all in at once, whatever feels good.
9 of 12Cadbury Flake
Calories in a Flake bar (32g): 167kcalFlaky in the best possible way, a Cadbury flake only has 167 calories.
10 of 12Cadbury Crunchie
Calories in a Crunchie bar (40g): 186kcalCloser to the higher end of the spectrum, Cadbury Crunchies are worth all 186 of those sweet, sweet calories.
11 of 12Cadbury TimeOut Wafer
Calories in a TimeOut Wafer bar (21.2g): 112kcalAll was not lost when the iconic TimeOut bar was discontinued, with its scrumptious wafer-bar replacement amounting to a pleasant 112 calories per snack. As if this perfect tea dipping treat could get any better!
12 of 12Cadbury Creme Egg
Calories in a Creme Egg (40g): 177kcalOnly on sale between Christmas and Easter (boo!) Cadbury Creme Eggs are a cult fave with only 177 calories.
In other delicious food-related news, Pizza Hut Delivery has just launched it's brand-spankin'-new Mexican Fiesta range complete with nacho cheese stuffed crust pizza.
We repeat, NACHO CHEESE STUFFED CRUST.
Providing the lockdown news we all need rn, Pizza Hut Delivery's now offering two returning favourites, the Chicken Fajita Pizza and Fajita Chicken Chunks, plus new additions in the form of the Filthy Steak Fajita Pizza, Loaded Chicken Doritos Nachos, Nacho Cheese Stuffed Crust and Cadbury Caramel Cookie Dough.
That's our weekend takeaway sorted, then.