The heat team are gagging ā¦.on mince pies, and tongue popping the house down here at HQ after it was announced thatMama Ru herself was starring in her very own Christmas movie.
Yes, you heard correctly.
Move over Elf, Home Alone, Die Hard (just accept it) and welcome to the stage The B-tch Who Stole Christmas. Hereās everything you need to know....
Whenās the RuPaul Christmas movie out?
The B-tch Who Stole Christmas is released December the 2nd on VH1 in America, and then here soon after.
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Whatās RuPaulās The B-tch Who Stole Christmas movie about?
Itās that age old Christmas story; drag queens attempting to beat other drag queens in a drag queen beauty contest to keep their drag queen bar open.
Set in RuPaul's favourite town of Tuckahoe, the gals favourite Inn is about to be bulldozed and winning the competition is the only way to save it and Mama Ru as the b-tch herself who steals Christmas... We're just not quite sure how, yet.
Expect tongue pops, double entendres and lots and lots of costume changes.
Check out: Drag Race termonology, do you know it all?
RuPaul's Drag Race terminology
1 of 14AFAB
AFAB is an acronym used to refer to drag queens who are assigned female at birth like Victoria Scone, who is the first cisgender female drag performer to appear on any franchise of RuPaul's Drag Race EVER.
2 of 14Beat
To beat your face is to apply your make-up flawlessly
3 of 14Charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent
Charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent are the four qualities Ru is looking for in the next Drag Race Superstar. It's also an acronym for a VERY rude word that we're definitely not allowed to publish.
4 of 14Cisgender
Sometimes shortened to cis, cisgender is the label given to someone whose gender identity matches the sex they were assigned at birth.
5 of 14Condragulations
The dragged up version of 'congratulations' and how RuPaul praises the winners of the week.
6 of 14Eleganza extravaganza
A runway category in which the contestants must serve their best, most elegant drag.
7 of 14Glamazon
Another amalgamation of two words - 'glamorous' and 'Amazon' - as well as the name of one of RuPaul's biggest hits, Glamazon refers to a tall, assertive, beautiful, self-confident woman.
8 of 14Lip sync for your life
The queens who find themselves in the bottom two of the week must battle for their place in the competition in a lip sync for their life. The one who impresses Ru the most gets to stay on the show, while the other must leave the competition.
9 of 14Reading
Essentially, reading is critiquing or criticising and it's usually done in a savage or hilarious way. Each season, Ru opens the 'library' and gives the queens the chance to read each other in a mini challenge.
10 of 14Realness
Realness means to look or do some authentically. The queens usually serve realness with their runway looks.
11 of 14Shantay, you stay
Whoever wins the lip sync is told 'Shantay, you stay' by RuPaul. This means that they have kept their place in the competition and live to fight another week.
12 of 14Sashay away
The contestant who loses the lip sync for your life is told to 'Sashay away'. This means they have lost their place in the competition and will be going home.
13 of 14Tea
Tea usually refers to gossip but can also be used to mean someone's truth.
14 of 14Tuck
Although not all queens do this before getting into drag, tucking refers to the act of pulling back your, ahem, junk while dragging up.
Where can I watch RuPaulās Christmas movie?
You can watch this soon to be modern classic on Comedy Central Wednesday 8 December at 1.30am.
Keep yourself busy with death drops until then.
Which RuPaulās Drag Race queens are in The B*tch Who Stole Christmas?
Who isnāt starring in this one? With over 20 queens appearing, it truly is a merry Christmas.
Drag Race queen's starring in "The B*tch That Stole Christmas
1 of 6Ginger Minj
Ginger Minj plays Hazel DeLashes, owner of the Inn the ladies are trying to save.
2 of 6Jan
Jan plays Jane McBeige, a well-meaning post woman, which no christmas film would be complete without.
3 of 6Jaymes Mansfield
Jaymes Mansfield will be playing the baddie, leader of the nasty drag queens "Delia Von Whitewoman".
4 of 6Peppermint
Peppermint, as Tuckahoe taxi driver Beaeep ā classic.
5 of 6Manila Luzon
Manila Luzon, no news yet on who she will play, but who ever it is, we will be in stiches.
6 of 6Brooke Lynn Hytes
Brooke Lynn Hytes as Kitty Meow, a Russian prostitute, nothing says Christmas like prostitution.
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The queens confirmed to be taking part are (deep breath): Brooke Lynn Hytes, Chad Michaels, Ginger Minj, Gottmik, Heidi N Closet, Jan, Jaymes Mansfield, Kelly Mantle, Kimora Blac, Kylie Sonique Love, Laganja Estranja, Latrice Royale, Manila Luzon, Mayhem Miller, Morgan McMichaels, Pandora Boxx, Peppermint, Porkchop, Raven, Rock M. Sakura. To name but a few.
Is Kim Petras in RuPaulās Christmas movie?
You better believe it; everyone's favourite new pop princess (sorry Britney) will be singing and dancing and dressing like a Christmas tree.
Check out the clip below....
Is Michelle Visage in RuPaulās The B*tch Who Stole Christmas?
Did you not see the clip?
Of course Ruās bestie will be in the movie and from the clips released, it seems like Michelle could be playing a Scrooge like character, visited by some glam Christmas ghosts.
We canāt wait.