Rude craft kits for adults exist and we’re obsessed

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Rude craft kits

by Lily Anderson |
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From baking banana bread to recording dance routines for TikTok, we've rinsed through a lot of hobbies in the last 12 months. Please, send help!

We get it. What else is there to do when we're spending all this time at home? Well, there are rude craft kits for a start...

It's totally a thing. If you don't believe us, all you have to do is head to Instagram and you'll soon come across some outrageous and totes inappropes crafts. Here are some of our favourites (you're welcome):

Who wouldn't want some boob and peen art?

This is the type of energy we're looking for when getting crafty!

And, if 2021 was a rude cross-stitch it would defo be this...

Now that you totally get that rude craft afternoons are missing from your life, it's time to get busy.

Check out: rude craft kits that we're obsessed with

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A Swear Word Colouring Book for AdultsAmazon
Price: $5.99

Hun, nothing feels better than colouring your stresses away. Be warned, there's some colourful language inside.

'Touch My Butt And Feed Me Pizza' Cross Stitch KitNot On The High Street

Bored in the house? Try your hand at cross-stitch thanks to this hilarious kit.

Penis cakes? Penis candles? Penis soaps? This is a virtual hen party dream or a Friday night in…

Love all things crafty, but don't have the energy, patience or skills to create something like this? Don't worry, because you can buy a ready-made embroidery hoop to decorate your room. Result.

This cross-stitch kit has turned our motto in life into art that we can make and hang up on the wall.

Nudinits: Bare-Bottomed Fun from the Village of Woolly BushAmazon

Rrp: $14.95

Price: $7.65

Kit your own Bernard, Barbara and even have a go at Barbara's Fufu. Yes, that is her cat.

Rude Middle Finger Cross Stitch KeyringEtsy

Put a smile on your BFF or S/O's face by giving them the finger.

'Shit' Modern Cross Stitch KitNot On The High Street

We know the perfect spot for the 'Shit' Modern Cross Stitch Kit once you've completed it - the bathroom...

Make nudes thanks to this incredible silicone candle mould.

Cooking is basically a craft, right? We know where the phrase 'sunny side up' comes from now…

We all know someone needs this in their home, right?

Naughty Polymer Clay Cutter 3 Piece Set Etsy

Sure, why not?

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All your craft dreams have come true, so what do you do now?

Well, as soon as your craft kit is delivered, you try it out. Whether you've bagged yourself a chic new candle mould or naughty cross-stitch kit, you'll have oodles of fun getting hands-on with it.

Once you've finished and uploaded a snap to the 'gram, it's time to find your work a home. Not sure where to put it? Here are some top styling tips for your new babein' art:

Minimal is key: Whether you're framing your favourite page from your colouring book or displaying an embroidered hoop, less is always more. Make it the main focus on a shelf or bedside table.

Start a scrapbook: Another great way to keep all your pieces together is by using a scrapbook. That way, you don't have to worry about cluttering your room.

Leave it rustic: Let your rude piece speak for itself and allow your creativity to shine.

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