She’s used to five-star accommodation and luxury holidays across the globe – and, as heat recently told you, is gearing up for an equally extravagant summer, with several no expense-spared holidays planned as soon as we’re allowed. So, needless to say, we were a tad taken aback last week, when it was revealed that before Coleen Rooney begins her whistle-stop tour of fancy resorts abroad, she’s planning a slightly more low-key staycay with husband Wayne and their four kids to, erm, a caravan park in windy Wales. It all seems a bit out of character, doesn’t it?
But guys, this is the Rooneys we’re talking about – their version of low-key is rather different to the rest of us. And while Coleen may be having to swap her usual holiday uniform of designer bikinis for layers and waterproofs, it’s pretty clear that the family will be getting every ounce of luxury they’re accustomed to.
Apparently, they are heading to The Warren resort in Abersoch, Gwynedd, which – at a cost of £5k-per-week – more than deserves its reputation as a “millionaire’s caravan park”. And while there are high-end caravans on site, it’s more than likely that Coleen and Wayne will be staying in one of their A-list chalets.
Add to that the resort’s five-star facilities, including three heated pools, a private beach, a spa and tanning rooms, tennis courts and extensive play areas for the kids, and it’s pretty clear that the family will still be holidaying in high style.
CHECK OUT Coleen and Wayne Rooney's love story from the start
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Even though they first met at school when they were 12, Wayne and Coleen first started dating after they finished school at the age of 16.
2002
At just 17 Wayne joined Everton football club and even though they'd only been dating a year Coleen admitted that they had already discussed getting married.At the time she admitted: "We want to spend the rest of our lives together and there's no stronger commitment than getting married."
2003
The happy couple got engaged in 2003 at a petrol station after Wayne got down on one knee. He asked his childhood sweetheart to spend the rest of their lives together with a £46,500 engagement ring.
2004
Coleen discovered that Wayne slept with a 48-year-old nan in a brothel back in 2002
2005
The WAG then defended her fiancé and admitted when he cheated they hadn't slept together yet. She added, "we weren't having that kind of relationship at that stage."
2007
Wayne and Coleen looked totally loved up at a public event a year before they got married
2008
At the age of 22, Wayne and Coleen tied the knot in a church in Italy!
2008
2009
2009 – A year after their wedding, the happy couple welcomed their first child Kai into the world
2010
Just a year after they had their first child it was alleged that while Coleen was pregnant, Wayne cheated with prostitutes Jennifer Thompson and Helen Wood.
2010
Even though Coleen and Kai moved out of their family home following the allegations, the married couple put their troubles aside and reunited.
2013
The happy couple look so adorable with their son Kai while they await the arrival of their second child
2013
The Rooney's welcomed their second baby into the world – Klay
2016
In 2016, the Rooney family welcome baby Kit into the world
2017
During the summer holidays Coleen denied being pregnant after this photo emerged (even though she was)
2017
After denying her pregnancy for weeks the happy couple soon confirmed the exciting news - that they're having their fourth child!
2017
It was shortly after the Rooney's announced they're having their fourth child that Wayne was pictured and arrested for drunk driving.
2017
Things went from bad to worst after it came to light that Wayne was driving Laura Simpson's car. She then spoke out and claimed that they "had a kiss, a hug, some banter, harmless fun".
2017
It was then reported that Coleen along with her sons had fled from the family home after revealing her marriage was over.
2017
Following the scandal, Wayne received a driving ban for two years following his arrest and Laura appeared on This Morning to deny ever cheating with the footballer.
2017
After weeks of speculation around the couples marriage, it appeared that all was forgiven and forgotten as it was reported that the pair were planning on renewing their wedding vows.
2017
Coleen then surprised everyone by being totally honest in a Facebook post and admitted that although she's been through a "shit time" she decided to forgive her husband because she wants to "try and continue our marriage and live as a family".
2018
In February 2018 the Rooney family got even bigger as the happy couple welcomed their fourth child into the world - baby Cass!Yup. They broke their tradition with names beginning with 'K' but the little is adorable so who cares, ey?
“It’s essentially a step up from camping, with a gilded twist for the rich and famous,” said an insider close to Coleen and Wayne, who are parents to Kai, 11, Klay, eight, Kit, five, and three-year-old Cass.
The gilded twist is, of course, a major draw for Coleen, who – as we told you last week – has told friends she “won’t be lifting a finger” this summer and is “seriously on a mission to live it up”. She’s also no doubt hoping for some quality time with her husband, who as heat told you, has been something of a “grumpy bear” lately, due to the strain of his job as manager of ailing Derby County.
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But we’re sure that she’s also feeling the nostalgic pull of revisiting the caravan parks of her childhood. The 35 year old has previously spoken about how much she used to love caravanning as a kid, revealing in her 2007 autobiography, “Some of my favourite [holidays] were those spent at our caravan in West Kirby, a coastal resort an hour or so from Liverpool. Dad had bought the caravan for a couple of hundred pounds. You couldn’t describe it as luxurious, but we did it up nicely, painting the outside turquoise and beige, and fixing it with new cushions and curtains that Mum had arranged to get made specially.”
Her summer of fun will continue with trips to Ibiza, Barbados, Portugal and the US all on the cards – restrictions pending. Send us a postcard if you get a chance, Col.
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