Louise Redknapp has revealed the X-rated birthday gifts she received from friends as she celebrated turning 46.
The mum-of-two, who split from husband Jamie Redknapp in 2017, admitted she was “slightly worried” after being gifted a cannabis candle, a personalised bottle of Patrón coffee-flavoured tequila and a sex toy called The Womanizer.
The pink vibrator was co-designed by Lily Allen and boasts “six intensity levels and a lot of power” which promises to give users “orgasms within seconds”.
What more could you want on your birthday tbh?
Louise shared a snap of the cheeky items on her Instagram story and wrote, “When you open your birthday pressies from your mates… slightly worried 🥴.”
The former Eternal singer also gave fans a glimpse at some slightly more wholesome birthday celebrations as blew out her candles and tucked into some chocolate cake while being serenaded by sons Charley, 16, and Beau, 11.
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Louise’s birthday comes after she admitted she’s not hopeful of finding love again after splitting from Jamie shortly after her stint on Strictly Come Dancing three years ago.
She explained, “I don’t think I’m ever going to be able to have a boyfriend because, first of all, the 16-year-old is like, ‘Well, how they’re going to get past me?’
“Sometimes I go, ‘How would you feel if I went on a date?’ He’s like, ‘I don’t want to talk about it’.
“It’s not looking positive for me when it comes to love life. Still haven’t been on a date! Lockdown is not helping me in the dating world.”
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Meanwhile Louise is thought to have incurred the wrath of Victoria Beckham after she cheekily admitted that she would snog her husband David if he wasn’t married.
She made the confession while playing a game of Snog, Marry, Avoid at a recent gig in London and it wasn’t long before word reached Victoria, who was allegedly less than impressed.
“She wasn’t too happy. She doesn’t like anyone, no matter who it is, saying things about David in any way like that. She can get very jealous – even if it’s in jest,” a source told new! magazine.
“Louise would have said it in a jokey way, but apparently Victoria doesn’t find it funny because it’s her man. Louise probably won’t be getting a Christmas card this year!”