Predictably, the first episode of Married at First Sight Australia was utter cringey chaos and we want to say we loved every minute, but we still haven't quite recovered, tbh. Honestly, we thought Married at First Sight UK was a mess – well, it is, but this was a disaster (obv a good one).
We're trying not to recall too much of it, because it really did shake us, but here are two things we took away: Cassandra Allen and Tristan Black are absolute human gems and must be protected at all costs, Cassandra's dad needs an immediate blue tick on socials and Tim Calwell is the new man of our saucy dreams.
We'll be focusing on the latter on this page and we'd personally like to thank our editor for assigning this one to us because PHWOAR.
Here's everything you need to know about MAFS Australia's blonde Action Man.
Who is Tim Calwell?
Tim is one of the grooms on series 11 of Married at First Sight Australia.
How old is Tim Calwell?
Tim is 31 years old.
Where is Tim Calwell from?
Tim is from Queensland in Australia.
Where has Tim Calwell lived?
Tim currently lives on the Gold Coast, but has lived in Colombia, Melbourne, Thailand and Bali.
What does Tim Calwell do for a living?
He is an entrepreneur/online business owner. In the future, Tim hopes to build a school in Ethiopia (where his sister was adopted from) which he disclosed in the first episode of MAFS Australia series 11.
Who is Tim Calwell married to on MAFS Australia?
He has been partnered up with 29-year-old nutritionist Sara Mesa.
Who was Tim Calwell's ex?
We have looked at his Instagram all day and there is no trace of her. Whoever she is, she is certainly the first hurdle in Tim and Sara's relationship...
SPOILER ALERT: Sara learned at her wedding dinner that Tim only broke up with his ex of six years SIX MONTHS ago. Then there was that whole insinuation that he was marrying Sara to get over her... Awks.
Who was Tim Calwell's best man?
You know, the guy with the mullet who delivered THAT best man speech. His name is Ben and that's all we want to know to be honest.
What is Tim Calwell's Instagram?
You can follow Tim at @timcalwell.