Can we all agree that one of the contestants from this year's series of Married At First Sight Australia we must protect at all costs is Tristan Black?
Thinking about it, perhaps not just Tristan but also his smiling bride, Cassandra Allen, who has seriously been through the ringer when it comes to heartbreak and loss.
We sincerely hope that the MAFS experts have nailed it with this duo because, quite frankly, we don't think we could cope with seeing either of them shed even just one single tear.
MAFS Australia 2024 hit out screens on Monday 26 February and, yep, it is just as chaotic as ever.
Although, by the looks of things, some of this year's brides and grooms are chaotic in the way a golden retriever is rather than, say, a Tasmanian devil.
Take Tristan, for example; sure, he thought one of the bridesmaids was the bride and sure, he didn't stop talking the whole time he was hovering at the altar and sure, he must have commented on the sea about nine times but there was a charm to it. An awkward as hell charm, but a charm nonetheless.
Who is Tristan Black?
Tristan is one of the grooms taking part in this year's series of Married At First Australia.
How old is Tristan Black?
He is 30 years old.
Where is Tristan Black from?
Tristan is from New South Wales which, by the way, is about four hours from Queensland which is where Cassandra currently resides so we're going to need one of them to move. PRONTO.
What does Tristan Black do?
He is an event manager and often posts pics from the parties and shindigs he organises on his social media which only makes us slightly envious of his Aussie lifestyle.
Who is Tristan Black matched with on Married At First Australia?
The panel of experts, including Mel Schilling who is also on the UK version of the show, have matched Tristan with Cassandra Allen who he has described aa 'stunning' and 'beautiful.' Agreed.
What is Tristan Black's Instagram?
You can follow him at @tristancblack and check out pics of his ADORABLE dog, Sasha, while you're at it.